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  • Coastierox
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    The Epcot tower next to Spaceship Earth is scheduled to be replaced with a giant golf club.

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  • dch3
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    #1 - There's a casino underneath the Living Seas only open after park closing. If when you're ready to exit if you can't pay your tab, WDW security escorts you from the Living Seas through an underground tunnel to Test Track where they put you on and take the safeties off.

    #2 - Spaceship Earth is going down for rehab. The interior is going to be gutted and new roller coaster buildt inside. When it reopens, it'll be sponsored by Minute Maid and painted orange.

    #3 - Spaceship Earth is settling much faster than expected. Multiple engineers have inspected the foundation because there is concern that due to the rapid settling, Spaceship Earth may breakaway from its foundation and roll-off.

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  • captsmith84
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    George Lucas actually lives in the information booth in Star Tours.

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  • darkknightctn99
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    :monkey: bob iger :monkey: is being remote controled by :devil: eisner :devil: from his secret volcano lair

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  • darkknightctn99
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    Originally posted by askmike1
    I thought this kind of torchure was made illegal by the UN.

    Due to high guest demand, the motion simulator part of Star Tours will be removed and replaced by a movie featuring just Jar-Jar.

    -Michael
    nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    shot me now

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  • Speedway
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    Disney say the Utilidors were planned for all the parks but money became too much of a factor. So what did they do? Half all salaries for every single employee of the Walt Disney Company (right from the Filipino sweat shop workers right up to the head of the Walt Disney Studios) so the company hand enough money to link every building in the entire resort by Utilidor. You think Eisner never visits the Magic Kingdom? He is watching from cameras in his treehouse in the Tree of Life.

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  • Labuda
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    Joe Rohde's left side earring chain is comprised of jewelry removed fromt he bodies of individuals who have been killed at WDW.

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  • Coastierox
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    Cast Members from Norway get to pillage and burn other pavilions.

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  • TheDisneyInquisitor
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    The real reason Dreamfinder was removed from Imagination- MGM Threatened to sue because of his uncanny resemblence to the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz.

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  • Coastierox
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    The Small World song has been deamed radio active waste by the governing authority that deams stuff radio active waste.

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  • TheDisneyInquisitor
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    Speaking of defense systems, each Audio Animatronic on property is equipted with a built-in gun to defend against possible Soviet invasions (WDW was built during the Cold War). The only exception to this is the Small World AAs because that song by itself is enough to kill someone.

    -Michael

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  • Pizzapants
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    Originally posted by xerotheory142
    after 9/11, they installed a missile system in the wand over Spaceship Earth, just in case...
    You're right! But the wand isn't the only missile silo. The others are he MGM Hat, the Eiffel Tower in Epcot, The Tree of Life, and the "unfinished" redwood trees that make up the star tours facade. And in case of a ground assault, the AT-AT is real.

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  • Coastierox
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    Tower of Terror is the only Disney ride that sends you to the depths of Hell!!!

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  • J.B.Opie
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    Secretly atop the Cinderella Castle, Dr. Eisner and Mini-Mitchell plan their next move for entertainment domination.

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  • fkurucz
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    The World Showcase is staffed by Al-qaeda operatives.

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  • fkurucz
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    That's just a replica. He's really frozen in DL.

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  • TheDisneyInquisitor
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    You all probably know the story about how Roy O. renamed Disney World in honor of Walt....that is just an urban legend. In reality, Disney wanted to sepereate itself from a murder case (sorta like why Kentucky Fried Chicken is now known as KFC).

    -Michael

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  • xerotheory142
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    ok, its not really WDW related, but...

    It isn't that Eisner won't go away, it's that Disney can't let him go.

    Why, you ask?

    because he's the voice of Mickey!

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  • xerotheory142
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    after 9/11, they installed a missile system in the wand over Spaceship Earth, just in case...

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  • Coastierox
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    Originally posted by figment1986
    however if you spin it at 42.1 you will die a horrible death and become a yes man to Michel Eisner... :lol: :lol:
    Hopefully Death will come first.

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