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This Just In.. Disney Has Announced A New Ride for Disney World!!!


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  • This Just In.. Disney Has Announced A New Ride for Disney World!!!

    I just came across this story..
    Enlarge Image An animatronic Michael Eisner greets visitors outside the entrance to the Whirly Merge.

    "This ride has been 12 years in the making," Disney CEO Bob Iger said. "Now you can experience for yourself the heart-stopping suspense when [former Disney chief] Michael Eisner tries to convince the board of directors to diversify its holdings and become the world's largest entertainment conglomerate."
    Described in a Disney press release as "It's A Small World and Space Mountain meets Barbarians At The Gate," the Whirly Merge transports its riders, who are strapped in plush leather chairs to "boardroom tables," through a series of fast-paced and intricate business meetings, all leading to the climactic acquisition stage.
    Riders are led by Roy Disney, nephew of Walt Disney and a longtime Disney executive and major shareholder, whose disembodied voice guides them through the experience via a speakerphone in the middle of the table. The voice recounts how in the early 1990s, "a time of legend and magic," the company was flush with profits from its animated film successes The Lion King and Beauty And The Beast. As holographic accountants dance in giant piles of cash, Michael Eisner conceives a plan to invest the money rather than pay exorbitant taxes on the new windfall.

    "I felt a little sick during the arbitrage part, but I still want to go again!"
    Tyler James, 10Walt & Son, a lighthearted animated reworking of the relationship between brash and spunky ABC and its parent company Disney. A sequel ride which details the ouster of Michael Eisner as CEO is rumored to be opening in 2009.
    Oh btw.. The story can be found on The Onion's website at . Happy April Fools Day.
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    Re: This Just In.. Disney Has Announced A New Ride for Disney World!!!

    :lmao: That was a cute one.

    ^clicky clicky^


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      Re: This Just In.. Disney Has Announced A New Ride for Disney World!!!

      yeah..that was priceless....

      you can always count on The Onion for good ol' fashioned satire!!!
      sigpic Blast Off Into Adventure!!

      Originally posted by TheRockr
      Space Junk once taught Peter Pan how to do Mick Jagger's famous strut.


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        Re: This Just In.. Disney Has Announced A New Ride for Disney World!!!

        Ahhh, yeah OK, can't wait to ride that in 3 weeks! :lmao:
        Next WDW trip coming up 10-5-10 to 10-15-10, Wilderness Lodge Villas. :yea:


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