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  • Hillbilly Medical Terms

    Thought this was funny.....


    Hillbilly Medical Terms

    Benign................What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium................What you do with dead folks.
    Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan................Searching for the cat.
    Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
    Colic...............A sheep dog.
    Coma...............A punctuation mark.
    D&C................Where Washington is.
    Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.
    Enema.............Not a friend.
    Fester............Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula............A small lie.
    G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
    Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
    Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
    Node....................I knew it.
    Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear................An Insult to your father.
    Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
    Secretion.......Hiding something
    Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section of
    Rome.Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
    Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
    Tumor...............More than one.
    Urine...............Opposite of mine.( I am in)
    Varicose............Near by.
    Hospital.........The biggest building in town,other than Joe's feed
    warehouse or Frank's lumbermill.
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

  • #2
    Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms

    LOL That was funny as all tarnation! Great job putting it together. Here's another hillbilly medical word -

    "decaffeinated'" which means a cow that has had an abortion.

    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 08-17-2005, 08:35 PM.
    To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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    • #3
      Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms

      Pelvis...that one's great....

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      • #4
        Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms

        lol....
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        • #5
          Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms

          hmmmm... while I did find many of thoe to be quite amuzing, they didn't quite ring through to me as "hillbilly" interpretations. bah.. they're funny anyway.



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