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  • Silly thought for my 3000th post

    For my 3000th post ... I wanted to post a silly little thought I had while driving back home from WDW last weekend.

    Here goes ...

    If you can't drink and drive .... then why do cars have cup holders?

    Hmmmm.


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    Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

    Congrats on the post-count!

    Also, why is there braille on ATMs?

    Things to ponder!

    Peace,
    Roo
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    • #3
      Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

      Congrats on reaching 3 time loser status.

      My question to ponder: Why do they call it shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by ship?
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      • #4
        Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

        Congrats!!

        My question....'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'
        Originally posted by PEZZ Lightyear
        Try the Hello Te-Kitty-la.

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        • #5
          Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

          If pro is the opposite of the con, shouldn't the word progress be the opposite of the word congress?

          Oh. Wait a second -- I think they are!

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          • #6
            Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

            congrats mikeland

            heres my question. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers (yes i know silly)
            Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
            Wow. If regular MiceChatters saw this thread they might think we are normal. Thanks Dan & Gina!

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            • #7
              Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

              If 10 odd and ends were on a table and 9 fell off would you have an odd or an end?

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              • #8
                Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                Very Interesting
                Fratsor Sister - Delta Mu Chi Alpha

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                • #9
                  Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                  Others I've heard? Why is it a television 'set?' It's only one thing.

                  Why is it a 'pair of pants?'

                  Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

                  Peace,
                  Roo
                  husband, petowner, wordsmith, imagineer, martialist, playwright, traveller, ardent, wit, critic, barista, Taoist, superhero, fortuneteller, reader, fidget, teacher, dreamer, author, blogger, ghosthunter, voter, patient, bear, gourmand, Floridian, friend

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                  • #10
                    Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                    If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

                    Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

                    Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

                    Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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                    all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                      CONGRATS!


                      When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
                      "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined." -Henry David Thoreau

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                      • #12
                        Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                        Congrats Mike. Way to do some posting there.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                          Congratulations on your 3,000th post. My ponder:

                          Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways :blink:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                            Originally posted by PretzelSouls View Post
                            CONGRATS!


                            When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
                            LMAO! :lol:

                            Congrats on your 3,000th post.

                            My question: Why are there parking spots for people with big butts?

                            No offense to the handicapped, its just a lame joke a heard a while back.
                            Last edited by Coast21; 06-13-2008, 05:56 PM.
                            Everybody's got a laughin' place-
                            trouble is most folks won't take the time to go look for it.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Silly thought for my 3000th post

                              Originally posted by Roo719 View Post
                              Others I've heard? Why is it a television 'set?' It's only one thing.

                              Why is it a 'pair of pants?'

                              Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

                              Peace,
                              Roo
                              Originally posted by Villains Fan View Post
                              Congratulations on your 3,000th post. My ponder:

                              Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways :blink:
                              Jinx!

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