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I think my cats watch dirty movies!

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    Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

    Sure, Disguy. Your cats ordered it, huh? :lol: Comcast sucks! Those bastards.
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      Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

      You think you know a cat.....















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      • #4
        Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

        This is such a tragic story... Heaven forbid that straight porn is shown on our TV...

        Comcast bastards!
        ...it's been a long time.

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        • #5
          Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

          Did you have a house sitter by any chance?

          Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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          • #6
            Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

            OMG - I hope all of your cats are of age. Otherwise, you should have a parental block on your satellite. For SHAME! Bad parents, bad parents. Or perhaps you are trying to cover it up and all that talking in your straight voice really made some changes that you haven't told us about?? teeheehee!!

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            • #7
              Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

              You have STRAIGHT CATS?!?!?


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                • #9
                  Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                  Veddy odd. Veddy odd indeed.

                  Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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                  • #10
                    Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                    I don't want to picture that either... yuck :razz:. That's it, I am laying plastic on all the furniture in the house!
                    ...it's been a long time.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                      Originally posted by Disguy
                      :lmao: trust me no amount of booze would allow me to talk straight AND watch a straight dirty movie!!
                      :lol:
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                      • #12
                        Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                        perhaps a brugler broke in.. watched it and left with something??

                        they are strange sometimes... or your cats have watched you to many times when ordering regular PPV... Hence why I keep the phone disconnected from the reciever so no one can do that... Dish requires a phone connected...

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                        • #13
                          Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                          I hate to say this, but.... um....... I know of another's parents who borrow their porn, so this is not unlikely.
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                            Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                            Originally posted by Disneyphile
                            I hate to say this, but.... um....... I know of another's parents who borrow their porn, so this is not unlikely.
                            <shudders>
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                              Re: I think my cats watch dirty movies!

                              Originally posted by Disguy
                              :lmao: trust me no amount of booze would allow me to talk straight AND watch a straight dirty movie!!
                              I know that a certain amount of booze can get you to talk straight...but just for fun!!:lmao::lmao: I totally laughed at this story. So weird, but so funny!
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