Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
i just had a funny thought of myself parading around the king, i try to get his attention, and lob one of the girls over...and catch his eye...OW! MY EYE!
goodness, could you imagine that this is something acceptable to these women? it's truly sad. this is only a small part of the repression women like this endure and sometimes even embrace.