I do not believe I'm eligible. But I hope you all have a good time, and to extend a welcoming hand, I offer you a shopping cart full of Depends and apple sauce, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood, DMCA.
Thanks... Do you have any Ensure? It mixes well with scotch.
Trust me, the minute I give you something to mix with scotch, that's when all the alliance ruiners come in and start bitching about you condoning underage drinking. It's not the kind of publicity you want.
I was out with 3 of my contemporaries on Sunday seeing The Knitters. I was introduced to a young girl that works with my friend Tony. Tony mentioned that she is really into the music we were into 25 years ago. The girl said immediately "You're way younger then these guys, aren't you". God I love good genes.