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  • You know your from SoCal if ...

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SO-CAL IF.......

    - Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

    - You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

    - You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

    - You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. (Or you're Mexican but can't speak Spanish)

    -You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there. **Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".

    - You drive to your neighborhood block party.

    -In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.

    -You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. (Taco Bell does not count)

    - If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.

    -Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

    -You know what 'In N Out' is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.

    - You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a "California Roll".

    -You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.

    - You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at least 1 of them.

    - You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

    - You know what a Mexican Pizza is, and it's not the one at Taco Bell.

    -Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.

    - You think that Venice is a beach.

    - The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

    - You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.

    - You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area cod! e: "714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.

    - You call 911 and they put you on hold.

    - You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

    - The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

    - You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

    - You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.

    - You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

    - You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    -It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

    - The Terminator is your governor.

    -You know that Taco Bell ISN'T Mexican Food.


  • #2
    Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

    -You know what 'In N Out' is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
    I agree with you on that. I just recently moved out of Cali to a state that does not have any In-N-Out burgers. I love their shakes though.

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    • #3
      Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

      Good ones!

      - You refer to numbered highways as "THE 101," "THE 5,"...

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      • #4
        Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

        omg i love this! and yes i do feel sorry for this state no In n Out! i also feel sorry for me cause i cant have any more In n Out! and the bf took me too see Nashville...didnt really impress me much but i went absolutely NUTS when i noticed a JACK IN THE BOX off of the freeway!

        and that Jumbo Jack with cheese was the highlight of the day! i even had him buy a few extra and i put those suckers in the freezer..now when i get seriously homesick i can whip out a jumbo jack!!!!!!!

        and, i STILL do California Rolls and drive like im getting on the 5 at rush hour..

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        • #5
          Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

          - When an earthquake rolls around, you continue with your work as if nothing happened, while visiting out-of-stater's are frantically running for cover.
          Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
          Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
          Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
          Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
          Marge: Pink.
          Homer: D'oh!
          Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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          • #6
            Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

            You also know what 'Hang a left' means, when you're driving with someone.

            You also remember what hanging on Van Nuys Blvd on Wednesday nights meant.

            In High School, you could get credit for Surfing Class.
            B5, Marcus Cole:
            I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair, then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserved them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe........

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            • #7
              Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

              heee i had to get the bf used to hang a left...and dont forget when someone is going somewhere and you ask them can i "Go With?"

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              • #8
                Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                - You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area cod! e: "714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
                I take it some O.C snob wrote this.


                - You call 911 and they put you on hold.
                Yep this happened to me in the Valley. Some jerk was trying to run my friend and me of the freeway. I called 911, didn't get an answer for a while, finally got one, got put on hold. It was really fun when the guy blocked us in a parking lot at a gas station.

                -You know what 'In N Out' is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
                :: Drool:: Mmmmm, Cheeseburger Animal Style. Yum!

                - You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. (Or you're Mexican but can't speak Spanish)
                That's my husband and I. He can speak perfect spanish, I can barely say Hola.

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                • #9
                  Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                  Originally posted by Cuzco-topia
                  - When an earthquake rolls around, you continue with your work as if nothing happened, while visiting out-of-stater's are frantically running for cover.
                  Also, you try to guess the magnitude and the location before it pops up on the USGS web site.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                    Originally posted by sediment
                    Also, you try to guess the magnitude and the location before it pops up on the USGS web site.
                    And you usually guess correctly ....to the point!
                    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                    Marge: Pink.
                    Homer: D'oh!
                    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                      You laughed all the way through "L.A. Story" because it was all SOOOO true!

                      Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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                      • #12
                        Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                        Originally posted by Morrigoon
                        You laughed all the way through "L.A. Story" because it was all SOOOO true!
                        "Walk?! No one WALKS in L.A!!!"
                        Last edited by Cuzco-topia; 09-15-2005, 10:55 AM.
                        Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                        Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                        Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                        Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                        Marge: Pink.
                        Homer: D'oh!
                        Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                        • #13
                          Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                          Originally posted by sir clinksalot
                          - You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area cod! e: "714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
                          This one is completely incorrect. 323 and 213 serve the USC community. I hardly consider anyone paying $40,000/year just for an education as ghetto/second class.

                          Didn't the last thread with socio-economic stereotypes get thrown in the Litter Box?

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                          • #14
                            Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                            If Steve Martin didn't have a different name than his own in the film, you'd swear it was a documentary...

                            Originally posted by Morrigoon
                            You laughed all the way through "L.A. Story" because it was all SOOOO true!





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                            • #15
                              Re: You know your from SoCal if ...

                              What is this "in & out" you speek of.. I only know of Carls Jr/Hardees...

                              They need to expand like Sonic, wataburger, and a few others did... come to FLA...

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