THE ONE REDEEMING FEATURE OF THIS JOKE; IT'S SHORT.
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states
that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone
Jack before cleaning.........
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"