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    THE ONE REDEEMING FEATURE OF THIS JOKE; IT'S SHORT.

    Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"


    Operator
    : "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".


    Blonde Caller
    : "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states
    that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone
    Jack before cleaning.........

    Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

  • #2
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    I like that one

    thanks
    procrastibating

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    • #3
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      That's great!
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      • #4
        Re: Jack's phone number

        hehehehehe must pass on now to my tech support guy. he'll deffinitely get a kick out of that one!



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        • #5
          Re: Jack's phone number

          see.. Grandmothers are great.. they send you stuff in email... and some of it is hilarious...

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          • #6
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            PEBKAC - problem exists between keyboard and chair

            Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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            • #7
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              ROFL that is GREAT!!! Thanks for the giggles!!!
              Any day at Disneyland is a Happy Day!!!! :ap:

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              • #8
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                I think I just lost a few brain cells! :lol: THat makes me happy!
                Originally posted by drunkmom
                this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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                • #9
                  Re: Jack's phone number

                  PEBKAC

                  Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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