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    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A British cleric turned top-selling author of supernatural children's novels was thrown out of a school where he was delivering a talk after he told pupils that Harry Potter was "gay."
    I knew Harry was really after Ron! The seventh book plotline has been revealed!
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    "You can hop on my broomstick anytime Harry" (pre-Quidditch pep talk from Ron)
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      Well DUH! He prances around carrying a WAND for chrissake!!

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        This is my favorite quote given in the article:

        "As for Harry Potter, well, he's not the only gay in the village," the former Anglican priest told children
        �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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          Sounds like the priest has been reading too much fan fic.
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          • #6
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            oh fer.....

            lame-O!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Olympicnut
              Well DUH! He prances around carrying a WAND for chrissake!!
              :lol:

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              • #8
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                He certianly does alot of snogging with Ron's sister to be gay...


                mmmm... ron's sister...
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                • #9
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                  Do note that this priest has written a novel involving witchcraft. This story is more about competition than sexual preference.

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                  • #10
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                    "I didn't set out to offend. I'm a priest and I'm very careful about not offending people."
                    Now that's comedy!
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                    • #11
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                      I suppose it could have been worse.. he could have said that it was Harry, Malfoy, and Snape that were gay.

                      Oogie Boogie

                      (Who just finished reading a fan fic story about Ginny, Herminone, and Fleur...mmmmmmm)
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                        hmmm... reading the article it is hard to see if he really thought harry potter was gay.... he was just quoting a line from a tv show....


                        I think he got kicked out for this line:
                        He also described the villains in Rowling's blockbuster series as "wimps" and called TV "crap" compared to books.
                        how dare he insult TV!
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                          I Always thought melfoy was the gay one :O
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                          • #14
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                            Well now we know what really lies in the Chamber of Secrets!


                            :roll:

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                            • #15
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                              So he really did want the Sorcerors Stone(s) ...

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