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  • Mark Your Calendars!!! Very Important!!

    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:



    Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

    Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

    Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

    Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

    Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.


    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!!!



  • #2
    Re: Mark Your Calendars!!! Very Important!!

    What about slap your boss day? When is that?

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    • #3
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      :lmao:

      I love you - you SO rule!!! :bow:
      disneyphile@gmail.com

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      • #4
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        YES!!!

        Hey wait. Tomorrow is Saturday. DAMN!
        "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
        Homer Jay Simpson


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        • #5
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          I'm wondering if slackers fall into this category?
          1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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          • #6
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            Yeah, well, you shoulda see the video that came with that e-mail!! I felt it was a little too much to post!!


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            • #7
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              Pretty graphic huh?
              1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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              • #8
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                Just a co-worker getting smacked!! Nothing too bad!! Just a little too much for a Disney board!

                But I really wish tomorrow wasn't Saturday!!!


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                • #9
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                  I still have to work.
                  1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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                  • #10
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                    Well, I suggest you be on your best behavior!!


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                    • #11
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                      must control.... armmm from ....SLAPPP!:evil:


                      In my dreams of course I would never carry that out.
                      1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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                      • #12
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                        Does it have to be people you work with, cause I work alone but there are a few slap-worthy people I'd like to "celebrate" this day with. :rant:
                        I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                        That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                        • #13
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                          Im sure you can expand it to include anyone of your choice!!!


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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by NeverGrow Up
                            Im sure you can expand it to include anyone of your choice!!!
                            :yea: I'm going to make my list....and check it twice....


                            ..."Gonna bitch-slap all those who aren't nice. Jennidisneyfer is a ra-ay-ging beyotch!!!!"



                            EVERYBODY SING!
                            I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                            That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                            • #15
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                              I am going to expand my choice and smack my boss tomorrow.

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