Troy you sick little monkey! You are a bright spot in my life. A bright spot of Darkness. Ironic yes but paradoxes and riddles are pretty much you. You are a trustworthy, dependable, and sick individual and I love you for it. Having you and Melissa in my life hasn't killed me but made me so much stronger. I can confidently run away from the zombies now without fear of wetting myself. Clowns are another story.
What I do want to say is HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! You get it. You get it so hard and you are awesome. And no more damn clowns in my birthday cards you sick *******
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. � Homer Jay Simpson