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    Sooo with this new job in news I get a nice long drive to mill over the broadcast, usually I try to remember the various stories, most involve death. Then this week my father applied to be a funeral planner so I got to thinking, how would I like to be buried or remembered?

    Then it hit me, I have the perfect solution. Morbid as I may seem it is my duty, nay my obligation to share it. First I assume this won't happen for a while but when it does I want to be remembered in a celebration of joy. Following a riotous Irish wake with several kegs, I will have the traditional Catholic funeral of my faith. I have some specific songs I'd like people to play, I will leave them on my Ipod under the play list- my funeral.

    After the funeral, those guests who wish to follow, will drive to Anaheim where the majority of my remains will be waiting. After my useful organs are given to deserving patients, I want to be cremated.

    This is where it gets tricky, I would like a small bit of my ashes put into dozens and dozens and dozens of Mickey shapped balloons and filled with hellium. Attached to the string I would like a small card that will read as follows.

    "Here is the remains, nay the spirit, no the very essense of Thomas Schuck. In his life he sought to bring joy and imagination into the world and in his death he hopes to share the greatist source of his inspiration. May men like Walt, Shakespeare, Picasso and the great many others continue to bring imagination to the world."

    Then at noon on a Sunday with my family, friends and MiceChatters present I wish the balloons to be let go out into the wide world. Then I would hope my friends and family would remain to celebrate my life in the place that brought me the most joy possible.

    Lastly, if someone could figure out a way to attach some of my ashes to a firework, I would love to be shot off like a cannonball kinda like Hunter S Thompson.

    Ohhhh and I want them to play that song "Now We Are Free" from the Gladiator soundtrack as the fireworks wrap up. Ok thats good for now, I think.
    Last edited by ah schucks; 10-15-2005, 10:58 PM.







  • #2
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    Wow. It is really sweet that you want to include us in the "Plans". But too sad to think about.

    I want to be frozen and thawed out when they find a cure for what killed me.
    Last edited by Dustysage; 10-16-2005, 08:47 AM.
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    • #3
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      Ok ... that was slightly morbid ... a very cool idea, but not something I am used to reading at nine in the morning! :blink:
      Originally posted by drunkmom
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      • #4
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        good job for thinking ahead...but...egadzz
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        • #5
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          I'm with Dusty on the frozen/thawed out approach.

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          • #6
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            Man, I thought this meant that you'd be giving us stuff. Bummer.
            Good morning, son
            In twenty years from now
            Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
            And I can tell you 'bout today
            And how I picked you up and everything changed
            It was pain
            Sunny days and rain
            I knew you'd feel the same things...


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            • #7
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              I can just imagine, looking up into the sky, watching a slightly deflated balloon descend upon a small child.

              "what's this, mommy?" <POP>

              :blink:

              Sorry, imagination runs sadistic in this here brain of mine.
              Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
              Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
              Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
              Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
              Marge: Pink.
              Homer: D'oh!
              Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Cuzco-topia
                Sorry, imagination runs sadistic in this here brain of mine.
                Once again Cuzco overstates the obvious! :lmao:

                I want to be cremated and my remains shot into outer space, where someday some friendly aliens will find me and reconstitute me by just adding water.

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                • #9
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                  I'm going for the "don't die" route. Seems like it'd make funeral planning much simpler...
                  -Tim

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                  • #10
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                    I want my remains to be turned into a large and fabulous princess cut diamond and worn by my children. Or my husband if I don't have any You can't get rid of me that easily!
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                    • #11
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                      The only thing I've thought of requesting in my passing so far are two of the songs I'd like played:
                      • "I'm Gone" - TaleSpin - Disney Afternoon Soundtrack
                      • "The Bright Side of Life" - Monty Python
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by NeverNeverland
                        Man, I thought this meant that you'd be giving us stuff. Bummer.
                        LOL! me, too. like those senior wills. to NNL i leave my tinkerbell mouse pad...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dramaqueen
                          I want my remains to be turned into a large and fabulous princess cut diamond and worn by my children. Or my husband if I don't have any You can't get rid of me that easily!
                          I'm going with this great idea as well, except i'm not having children. I was going to be all selfish and say I want the diamond to be made for a ring to be put on my dead body. But it's two in the morning here, so I kinda forgot that my whole body will be cremated. But maybe they could preserve a arm, mummy-style?? If that still doesn't work, I want the diamonds to be put on a ring for my sisters. Just so they can remember how annoying I am, even in death by how small the diamond is. I mean c'mon, I have five yonger sisters here.

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                          • #14
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                            Wow thanks for the love, I suppose I will give my stuff away or have it sold in an estate sale to continue to pay for MiceChat well after I am gone.

                            Yeah for popping balloons with my creamated ashes covering small children!






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                            • #15
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                              Cremate me and spread my ashes along the tracks of the Disneyland Railroad at night when nobody is looking!
                              Charlie :wave:
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