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  • I Just killed a stop sign

    TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME...

    A=I'D LOVE TO LICK
    B=I ATE
    C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
    D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
    E=I MILKED
    F=I SAT ON
    G=I SAW
    H=I'M IN LOVE WITH
    I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND
    J=I PUSHED
    K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
    L=I MURDERED
    M=I RAPED
    N=I DEEP-FRIED
    O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
    P=I MOLESTED
    Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
    R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
    S=I'M MOVING IN WITH
    T=I JUST KILLED
    U=I KICKED AND KILLED
    V=I SKINNED ALIVE
    W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
    X=I MARINATED
    Y=I BABYSAT
    Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR

    NOW TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME...

    A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS
    B=A CURLY FRY
    C= A NAKED OLD LADY.
    D=AN ERASER
    E=A GAY HOBO
    F= A BLOCK OF CHEESE
    G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
    H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE
    I=A SPORK
    J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
    K=GEORGE WASHINGTON
    L=A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM
    M=A SEA URCHIN
    N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
    O=ORANGE JUICE
    P=YOUR BRA
    Q=A BIRD
    R=A STOP SIGN
    S=A DUSTPAN
    T=A RANDOM GUY
    U=A RANDOM GIRL
    V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
    W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
    X=A TURKEY
    Y=A CHICKEN
    Z=A JELLYBEAN

    NOW TAKE THEM AND PUT THEM AS THE TITLE OF THE BULLITEN, OR YOU WILL HAVE SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK, AND A TOW TRUCK WILL FALL ON YOUR LEFT FOOT.

  • #2
    Re: I Just killed a stop sign

    I pushed George Washington. He deseved it for stealing my last dollar bill. I could have used that for buying lunch.



    (Looks out the window) Hey, why is that tow truck flying this way?

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    • #3
      Re: I Just killed a stop sign

      I cheated on my lover with..orange juice? he he he he

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      • #4
        Re: I Just killed a stop sign

        Apparently I'd love to lick a spork. I think I did enough of that eating cafeteria food in elementary school. :yuck:

        Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
        Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

        Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
        Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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        • #5
          Re: I Just killed a stop sign

          I just killed a hippopotamus.

          Maybe that's why I want one for Christmas so badly...
          -Tim

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          • #6
            Re: I Just killed a stop sign

            I raped...a random guy


            -Michael
            “You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.” - Walt Disney

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            • #7
              Re: I Just killed a stop sign

              I Murdered A Dustpan
              Fratsor Sister - Delta Mu Chi Alpha

              ΔΜΧΑ

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              • #8
                Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                Okay, I am going to go change my name so I can do this game again. I will be right back. (Runs out of the house, puts on Batman costume, and goes to the courthouse to change name)

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                • #9
                  Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                  I just killed a hippopatamus...

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                  • #10
                    Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                    I'm in love with a random guy.

                    and that is true, my husband is very random (I think that may be why he "gets" me)
                    procrastibating

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                    • #11
                      Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                      I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH A GREASY PAPER PLATE

                      hmm.. since when did i have a lover.. and use greasy paper plates?

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                      • #12
                        Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                        I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A BLOCK OF CHEESE

                        But with my maiden name

                        I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM

                        It's better than my husband who raped a block of cheese :lmao:
                        ~~~:ap:~~~

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                        • #13
                          Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                          I JUST KILLED ORANGE JUICE

                          well that's just lame! With my madien name VV

                          I JUST KILLED YOUR BRA

                          Ummmm okay then!



                          Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                          • #14
                            Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                            I raped orange juice. (Holy God!)

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                            • #15
                              Re: I Just killed a stop sign

                              The initials for my screen name said that I had a one night stand with a pair of sneakers. Am I really that desperate? lol

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