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  • Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

    This made me laugh and cry at the same time.

    Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

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    If he had been missing for that long, was he in the car the whole time? It makes me sad that the police officer didn't try to wake him up in the car when he gave him a ticket! Remind me not to die in Australia!
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    • #3
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      " It is simply a case of the parking officer not noticing."
      Um... how do you not notice a dead body in a car?

      Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
      Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

      Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
      Everyone says that the U.S. doesnít make anything anymore, but thatís not exactly true. Weíre the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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        Re: Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

        Originally posted by a_hyperbole
        Um... how do you not notice a dead body in a car?
        Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. Unless the windows were tinted or the sun was glaring off the windows? Who knows. Either way, I have to imagine the person who issued that ticket feels pretty bad about this.

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        • #5
          Re: Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

          Well, if it's a little old man, and he's hunched over the steering wheel, and you're an officer standing at the back of the vehicle writing a ticket....

          ...of course you'd think that in putting the ticket on the windshield you might notice, but if you had been behind the car and ONLY went up there to put it on the windshield, I suppose you'd walk right by the driver's side (or even passenger's!) window while standing up tall and looking forward, thus shielding Mr. Deadguy from your view.

          Still...

          Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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          • #6
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            oh my, I am just speachless......
            procrastibating

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            • #7
              Re: Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

              Originally posted by Morrigoon
              Well, if it's a little old man, and he's hunched over the steering wheel, and you're an officer standing at the back of the vehicle writing a ticket....

              ...of course you'd think that in putting the ticket on the windshield you might notice, but if you had been behind the car and ONLY went up there to put it on the windshield, I suppose you'd walk right by the driver's side (or even passenger's!) window while standing up tall and looking forward, thus shielding Mr. Deadguy from your view.

              Still...

              Your logic makes my head hurt... LOL.

              Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
              Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

              Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
              Everyone says that the U.S. doesnít make anything anymore, but thatís not exactly true. Weíre the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                Dead Man Parking ...

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                • #9
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                  I guess we'll never know ... because "Dead Men Tell No Tales"
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                  • #10
                    Re: Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket

                    wow.. amazing.. speechless...

                    sympathies to the family.. and laughing at the same time is not good.. is it?

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