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    You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here!" He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
    His revenge, making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
    reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion:

    Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the
    bride humping the best man..........Priceless!

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's......................MASTERCARD
    aka Sara

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    One of my children
    isn't pictured,

    ABE is still hibernating :sleep:

  • #2
    Re: Mastercard Wedding....Priceless

    OMG, that's hilarious

    Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


    • #3
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      LOL that story is freekin sooo funny!

      Also I don't think it's true

      Check out this page on with this story:
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      • #4
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        I'm checking Snopes! If it's true, what a story!

        It's always me


        • #5
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          according to, not a true story. a funny one, but not true.

          It's always me


          • #6
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            true o rnot- that was funny!
            Fratsor Sister - Delta Mu Chi Alpha



            • #7
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              whoops- got there ahead of me- yup, Snopes debunked this one.


              • #8
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                dang, this is one I wish was true because it is so awesome.
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                • #9
                  Re: Mastercard Wedding....Priceless

                  Now THATS priceless! :lol:


                  • #10
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                    Here's a funny one-

                    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
                    excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.

                    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
                    dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

                    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
                    young wife had bought the exact same dress!

                    Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.

                    "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
                    wearing it," she replied.

                    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
                    I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

                    A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
                    dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Are you
                    Going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

                    She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to
                    the rehearsal dinner!"


                    • #11
                      Re: Mastercard Wedding....Priceless

                      Anyone who believes this I have a bridge in Brooklyn I would like to sell you!


                      • #12
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                        Neph, I love the rehearsal dinner story, too funny....

                        Barbie, very funny, can't you just picture it happening though.


                        • #13
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                          The story is folklore. A friend sent me the email in April of this year.
                          What a revenge fable.


                          • #14
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                            But it's a great idea!!
                            Good morning, son
                            In twenty years from now
                            Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
                            And I can tell you 'bout today
                            And how I picked you up and everything changed
                            It was pain
                            Sunny days and rain
                            I knew you'd feel the same things...



                            • #15
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                              I wanted to see the picture!!! :beg:



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