Tidbits from the Bad Girl's Calendar

[dsnylndmom]

Tuesday, January 11th
Throw a Purge Party

• Invite Guest to tie you to a chair, gag you, then rip through your closests and drawers, mercilessly purging your prehistoric purchases and fashion disasters.
• Extra points are given for items with school insignias, price tags still attached and pleats
• Your crop of old clothes goes directly to a local women's center and THEN your gag may be removed and you may be untied.

Be sure to toast the demise of your clothes with a cocktail, my preference of course, a vanilla cosmo!

[mamabot]

So when are you guys coming over to my house?

[dsnylndmom]

Wednesday, January 12th

Today is a "Things To Do With" page in the Bad Girl Calendar.

• Spritz behind each ear for last minute citrus perfume
• Bite & suck to cover bad breath
• Slip into the mouth of a cutie with bad breath
• Spritz above toliet to freshen up odors.
• Accidentally squirt in the eye of an annoying pursuer
• Squirt in own eye to use an excuse to leave immediately!

[wytchocmoka]

so i am new, but a few of you know me. i'm the Sephora Virgin!!! I need to be Sephora de-virginated asap. i feel so left out. this is next on the agenda.

[libraryvixen]

so i am new, but a few of you know me. i'm the Sephora Virgin!!! I need to be Sephora de-virginated asap. i feel so left out. this is next on the agenda.

wanna sit with me while we watch Tina chase people with glitter?

[dsnylndmom]

wanna sit with me while we watch Tina chase people with glitter?

It happened one time, ONCE!! And it was Manly Glitter, he shouldn't have run. stupid :monkey: boy Kyle

[libraryvixen]

It happened one time, ONCE!! And it was Manly Glitter, he shouldn't have run. stupid :monkey: boy Kyle

Sorry Tina... :o

Hey Belle, wanna watch Tina act like a coffee farmer and walk around smelling like Dirt and Coffee?

[Malibu Minion]

Sorry Tina... :o

Hey Belle, wanna watch Tina act like a coffee farmer and walk around smelling like Dirt and Coffee?

Sure, sounds like fun.

[dsnylndmom]

Keep it up you two and there will be no more Words of Wisdom from the Bad Girls Calendar!

[Malibu Minion]

Ok, I'm sorry

Here have a :monkey:

[mamabot]

Great avatar Belle!

[Malibu Minion]

Thanks!

Even though I'm scared on monkey's, Abu is soo cute.

[dsnylndmom]

Ja Rule looks like a monkey :monkey:

[mamabot]

Ja Rule looks like a monkey :monkey:

He was in da club Saturday night.

[dsnylndmom]

He was in da club Saturday night.

I heard Lil' Jon was there too...............am I right Michele

[libraryvixen]

He was in da club Saturday night.

Psst.. michele.... the :monkey: is NELLY....

*pass it on*

[dsnylndmom]

Psst.. michele.... the :monkey: is NELLY....

*pass it on*

THE MONKEY IS NOT NELLY

LIES Rena tells LIES

[mamabot]

If Lil Jon was wearing a red track suit, then yes, he was in da club. I think I danced with him. But hey , you started it Tina!

[dsnylndmom]

THURSDAY, January 13--Today's To Do-----TALK BACK!

For example
Your Boss:I think we have aproblem here with your performance.
You: Nuh-uh

Your Boss: You have become a bad influence.
You: Takes One To Know One.

Your Boss: WHat's your deal? You're behaving like an unprofessional idiot.
You: I know you are but what am I.

Your Boss: This has got to stop!
You: You started it! I'm not stopping until you stop!


Today's To-Don't-----Act Your Age!

[libraryvixen]

Hmm... can't say I've talked to my boss like that....

but I"m willing to give it a shot today!