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  • Tidbits from the Bad Girl's Calendar

    Tuesday, January 11th
    Throw a Purge Party
    • Invite Guest to tie you to a chair, gag you, then rip through your closests and drawers, mercilessly purging your prehistoric purchases and fashion disasters.
    • Extra points are given for items with school insignias, price tags still attached and pleats
    • Your crop of old clothes goes directly to a local women's center and THEN your gag may be removed and you may be untied.


    Be sure to toast the demise of your clothes with a cocktail, my preference of course, a vanilla cosmo!



    Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

  • #2
    So when are you guys coming over to my house?
    Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
    I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



    May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

    NO GOATS!

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    • #3
      Wednesday, January 12th

      Today is a "Things To Do With" page in the Bad Girl Calendar.
      • Spritz behind each ear for last minute citrus perfume
      • Bite & suck to cover bad breath
      • Slip into the mouth of a cutie with bad breath
      • Spritz above toliet to freshen up odors.
      • Accidentally squirt in the eye of an annoying pursuer
      • Squirt in own eye to use an excuse to leave immediately!



      Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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      • #4
        so i am new, but a few of you know me. i'm the Sephora Virgin!!! I need to be Sephora de-virginated asap. i feel so left out. this is next on the agenda.
        "all aboard... the spontaneous express"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by wytchocmoka
          so i am new, but a few of you know me. i'm the Sephora Virgin!!! I need to be Sephora de-virginated asap. i feel so left out. this is next on the agenda.
          wanna sit with me while we watch Tina chase people with glitter?
          She walks in beauty, like the night
          Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
          And all that's best of dark and bright
          Meet in her aspect and her eyes.....

          --Lord Byron

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          • #6
            Originally posted by libraryvixen
            wanna sit with me while we watch Tina chase people with glitter?
            It happened one time, ONCE!! And it was Manly Glitter, he shouldn't have run. stupid :monkey: boy Kyle



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            • #7
              Originally posted by dsnylndmom
              It happened one time, ONCE!! And it was Manly Glitter, he shouldn't have run. stupid :monkey: boy Kyle
              Sorry Tina... :o

              Hey Belle, wanna watch Tina act like a coffee farmer and walk around smelling like Dirt and Coffee?
              She walks in beauty, like the night
              Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
              And all that's best of dark and bright
              Meet in her aspect and her eyes.....

              --Lord Byron

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              • #8
                Originally posted by libraryvixen
                Sorry Tina... :o

                Hey Belle, wanna watch Tina act like a coffee farmer and walk around smelling like Dirt and Coffee?
                Sure, sounds like fun.


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                • #9
                  Keep it up you two and there will be no more Words of Wisdom from the Bad Girls Calendar!



                  Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                  • #10
                    Ok, I'm sorry

                    Here have a :monkey:


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                    • #11
                      Great avatar Belle!
                      Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                      I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



                      May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

                      NO GOATS!

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                      • #12
                        Thanks!

                        Even though I'm scared on monkey's, Abu is soo cute.


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                        • #13
                          Ja Rule looks like a monkey :monkey:



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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dsnylndmom
                            Ja Rule looks like a monkey :monkey:
                            He was in da club Saturday night.
                            Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                            I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



                            May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

                            NO GOATS!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mamabot
                              He was in da club Saturday night.
                              I heard Lil' Jon was there too...............am I right Michele



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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by mamabot
                                He was in da club Saturday night.
                                Psst.. michele.... the :monkey: is NELLY....

                                *pass it on*
                                She walks in beauty, like the night
                                Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
                                And all that's best of dark and bright
                                Meet in her aspect and her eyes.....

                                --Lord Byron

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by libraryvixen
                                  Psst.. michele.... the :monkey: is NELLY....

                                  *pass it on*
                                  THE MONKEY IS NOT NELLY

                                  LIES Rena tells LIES



                                  Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                                  • #18
                                    If Lil Jon was wearing a red track suit, then yes, he was in da club. I think I danced with him. But hey , you started it Tina!
                                    Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                                    I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



                                    May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

                                    NO GOATS!

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                                    • #19
                                      THURSDAY, January 13--Today's To Do-----TALK BACK!

                                      For example
                                      Your Boss:I think we have aproblem here with your performance.
                                      You: Nuh-uh

                                      Your Boss: You have become a bad influence.
                                      You: Takes One To Know One.

                                      Your Boss: WHat's your deal? You're behaving like an unprofessional idiot.
                                      You: I know you are but what am I.

                                      Your Boss: This has got to stop!
                                      You: You started it! I'm not stopping until you stop!


                                      Today's To-Don't-----Act Your Age!



                                      Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                                      • #20
                                        Hmm... can't say I've talked to my boss like that....

                                        but I"m willing to give it a shot today!
                                        She walks in beauty, like the night
                                        Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
                                        And all that's best of dark and bright
                                        Meet in her aspect and her eyes.....

                                        --Lord Byron

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