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    (Drum Roll - Lights - Sweeping shot of golden statue)

    Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together as MiceChat and the world celebrate the 2000th post of the Dusty Sage with the "The Golden Dusty Awards".

    Tonight's program is directed Woody Allen and choreographed by Debbie Allen .

    (break for dancing water and ballet number)

    And now, the one and only DustySage:

    Hello everyone and welcome to the 2005 Golden Dusty Awards. Tonight's awards commemorate my 2000th post. It is hard for me to believe that this site is only 9 months old. It seems like we have been here forever with some members in the 5000 post range. For me, the last year has been a sort of dream. We have lots of exciting things up our collective sleeve for our second year that we think will help keep you entertained and addicted to the site. All we can tell you is that E=MC2 where you gain much and (oh never mind, just read the darn thread)

    Tonight's show features some of the most famous and infamous MiceChatters in the world. Since there are only a few awards tonight, most will not be recognized for their outstanding achievements. However, it is an honor just to be alive and breathing. We also apologize to those who were accosted on the red carpet by Joan Rivers and her little dog Melissa.

    (Break for commercial - Music swell - lights dim - shot of golden dusty)

    Welcome back, and now the first award of the evening:

    Most outrageous comedy in a dramatic thread: Tui
    (Tui bounds to the podium, is kissed by two beautiful girls in sparkly gold sequin Bob Mackie dresses)

    Most dramatic posting in a comedy thread: Escape
    (Escape is passed over the heads of the audience toward the stage but is accidentally dropped by Crazylegs)

    Most Thought provoking posting in the morning and evening hours: Barbaraann
    (Barbaraann starts a post before leaving for the stage, but falls asleep. No worries, she wakes up soon enough with another thread and picks up her award from the morning janitor)

    (Cue Superman number. 20 young men in tight pants and Superman capes perform an aerial number inspired by Mel Torme music)

    Dusty: Wow, that was inspiring. You know what else is inspiring? The following four Dusty Award winners!

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain award: Monorail Man
    (Dusty begins to explain the many ways in which Monorail Man is the technical genius behind MiceChat - Monorail Man enters from behind the MiceChat control panel and the site immediately crashes)

    (Page can not be displayed error - Cut to commercial until site comes back up)

    Always on connection award: DramaQueen
    (DramaQueen is unable to accept her award because she is too busy posting)

    Most reformed troll award: (A grunt is heard in the audience, then a scream. Lights fall. A struggle is taking place in the audience. It is unclear who is fighting with whom or for what reason. Dusty moves the award to the Litter Box and introduces the next topic)

    The always ready to help MiceChat award
    : Is a tie. Please welcome to the stage BigDaddyKyle and Crazy Legs.
    (Crazy races ahead to claim her award and runs over BigDaddyKyle who falls into the water fountain pit at the front of the stage. CrazyLegs reaches to help him out and rolls into the pit herself. They then perform a water ballet number as if they had planned the whole thing all along. )

    Dusty: Well, we are running a bit over our time limit. So let's rush in a few more awards:

    Most drunken posting by a mom in a single thread: Dsnylndmom
    (In a stunning gown with beautiful gold-plated hip flask, Dsnylandmom takes the stage and begins to thank all the little people who made this award possible: Grumpy4, Murphy, Tui, . . . . . . . the microphone and podium slowly sink into the stage and the music swells)

    Most powerful Moderator who can also carve pumpkins that look like Stitch award: Disneyphile
    (Dusty begins to thank Disneyphile for making his job easier and for having a perfect grasp on the rules and procedures of the site. Disneyphile closes the award and moves it to the Entertainment section, then gives Dusty negative rep points for giving her an award in front of everyone before she has a chance to fix her hair and makeup)

    Dusty: With the bandwidth that the awards have taken thus far, I'm unable to present the following awards tonight:
    Most entertaining Thread starter
    Best derailer
    Worst speller
    Most shameless plugging of their own site
    Most negative poster
    Biggest Disney fan

    We'll just have to wait for my 3000th post to continue the show

    (Show ends with a tap dance number - fountains come up with beautiful lighting effects - Jazzman continues to push BigDaddyKyle and Crazylegs back into the pit because he can - the credits begin to roll on the production)

    And that's our show ladies and gentlemen. We have so many more people to thank and members to insult. I look forward to see you all again in another 1000 posts for the "Golden Dusty Awards"! Good night everyone.

    -The Dusty Sage
    MiceChat 101: Be NICE! If you don't play well with others, you are in the wrong sandbox.

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  • #2
    Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

    lol! Hysterical!


    • #3
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      Dusty, that evil head of yours is spinning around like Linda Blair's. Stop're making me dizzy.

      Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-03-2005, 08:29 AM.
      To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!


      • #4
        Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

        Bravo, bravo!!!! And to think, I forgot to TiVo it!!!

        Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
        Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

        Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
        Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.


        • #5
          Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

          :bow: BEST POST EVER :bow:

          Congratulations on 2000 oh Dusty One!! :love:

          Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ


          • #6
            Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

            I am honored. I will cherish my award. Dustying off a space right next to my gold anniversary mouse ears.

            Feeling a little guilty, as I have let the Good Night MiceChat thread slip.

            I'll get busy on that.

            I want to thank all the powers that be, for their very kind words.

            (and I thought no one was paying attention)


            • #7
              Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

              Cograts Dusty-and to all the award winners.

              Stupid cable company interrupted the show several times with the Emergency Alert System just because they could. I am so mad! I need Tivo! LOL
              Originally posted by aashee
              We are 100% grade A Disney Dorks.


              • #8
                Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                :lmao: :lmao: More awards...we want more!!!!
                Katie :yea:
                Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
                :sc: FIGHT ON!!!!!!


                • #9
                  Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                  :bow: You managed to be both :angel: and :evil: - great showing! :bow:

                  "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
                  — Mark Twain


                  • #10
                    Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                    Now that's entertainment! :cwink:
                    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                    Marge: Pink.
                    Homer: D'oh!
                    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"


                    • #11
                      Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                      Such a showman. LOVE IT

                      Now what I want to know is how we can get Liza Manelli to perform a number from Caberet in a saggy black outfit and loose dentures. THAT would push the show into the stratosphere.
                      "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. �
                      Homer Jay Simpson


                      • #12
                        Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                        I laughed. I cried. I felt nauseous.

                        Great post Dusty . . . Congrats!!!!
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                        • #13
                          Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                          Great 2000th post. Well worth the wait
                          Fratsor Sister - Delta Mu Chi Alpha



                          • #14
                            Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                            You are so funny Dusty )


                            • #15
                              Re: The Golden Dusty Awards - The 2000th post

                              That was really cute, actually.


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