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  • Disney Rumor Mill

    We've heard a lot of rumors over the years, 99% of them will never come to be. Whyfor? Because many started as a what if.

    Let's skip the "What if?" middle man and start spreading our own rumors!

    Have fun with this game of creativity -- just remember: these are only rumors, they won't ever really happen.

    To start:

    Spaceship Earth will soon be refurbished into one of those cage balls for motorcycle stunts -- you know, like they have at the circus? This is to compete with Ringling School of Art and Design, who some executive at Disney mistook as a circus theme park.
    -Tim

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    The Imanginears heard and approved of Morrigoon's idea of Villian's Mtn using the old FL Skyway station and hill.

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      The next Disneyland will be built inside Mammoth Cave in Kentucky!
      -Tim

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        Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
        Spaceship Earth will soon be refurbished into one of those cage balls for motorcycle stunts -- you know, like they have at the circus? This is to compete with Ringling School of Art and Design, who some executive at Disney mistook as a circus theme park.
        Yes!!! I heard that too.

        Also, the Living Seas is being converted into a giant "Dunk Tank", with giant villains from the Disney movies serving as the ones being dunked.

        It is unclear if the old World of Motion/Test Track will be used as a cotton candy location (although it would be the obvious choice)

        However, it has been confirmed that the World Showcase Lagoon will be stocked with Sea Lions who will perform a horn show several times a day. The remainder of the day, guests will be able to buy fish and feed them.

        They are kicking around several new names for the park, but Tony Baxter wants them to use: CirCOT (For circus of tomorrow)

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          Real snakes, tarantulas and bats will be added to Indiana Jones in order to make the ride more realistic and edgy.
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            Small World is closing down for a lengthy refurb in January after the Holiday makeover to reopen in June as "its a small world rave." The old, tired soundtrack will be replaced with remixes of the theme in the dance styles of their country! Those kids aren't smiling because they're happy anymore -- they're high on ecstacy! (Except for South African and German goth kids, who are seen writing poetry about how they can't stand the Happy Hardcore remix.) Strobe lights, black lights, and glow sticks everywhere!

            No more boats to sit in for a leisurly cruise -- this will be a fully interactive version of the ride. New to this version of the attraction are an all-new floating DDR mat-type boat, in which riders will dance their cares away while paying attention to the complicated dance moves projected on the walls of the attraction.

            Things really get hyper in the final scene, as the most hyper extended remix of small world plays with the ravers of the world gathered for one big foam party!

            Rumor has it that Ferry Corsten and Johnny McGovern (aka "The Gay Pimp") will be on hand for the opening ceremonies and will perform their own covers of the song.
            -Tim

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              -The Emporium is set to become an interactive gift shop ride. Think BLAB meets the "prize round" on old episodes of Wheel of Fortune with the rotating sets and the service merchandise gift certificate.

              -Every third Tuesday of the month, 1/2 off Churros!!!!

              -Downtown Disney to become JIDTD (w/ Figment, of course!)

              -The next E-Ticket will be called E-Ticket and be a tribute to all the many E-Ticket attractions across the globe. If it becomes the most popular ride in the park, all E-Ticketed rides paid tribute to will either close down or have five minutes added to their ride time.

              -My favorite rumour: Matterhorn to become a bobsled-log ride!!! Could you imagine how much fun that would be?!!! - okay, maybe it's just me.





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                Walt came back as Mikey on the JC. I did hear he was fired.. anyone know why?

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                  The healthy eating lobbies in congress have pushed Disneyland to set an example for the rest of the entertainment industry. In response, CM Matt has announced that the parks will no longer sell churros. Instead, they will be experimenting with a "churro-like substance" made from soy protein and packaging peanuts. If successful, Disney will start investigating alternative choices for some of its most popular treats: dole whips, clam chowder and cotton candy.

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                  Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                    In other food news, due to the success of chicken little, chicken may no longer be consumed or purchased on property. However, since Home on the Range didn't do too well, beef may always be purchased.
                    -Tim

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                    • #11
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                      I heard that Peter Pan was gay.....wait a minute....:lol:

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