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    IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got

    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    It works better if you plug it in.

    Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
    Great Odin's raven!

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    LOL, the IRS one is too true!
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      " don't play stupid with me...i'm better at it"
      " 0 to 60 in fifteen minutes!"
      " silly boys..trucks are for girls!"
      " if you can read this..you're in range"

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        "all stressed out & no one to choke!" haha i love this one!

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          The Salty Dog in South Carolina has a bumper sticker that says My golden Lab is smarter than your student of the month." I've seen similar ones but they still make me laugh!
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          Girl bonding is just so necessary. It's just as important as "me" time. A good girl bonding session leaves you feeling so refreshed. :love: I think of it as a NEED vs a want. There are just things that you need to talk to other women with. You may have the best relationship in the world with your husband, but there are just times you need your girlfriends. It makes for a healthier and happier you which makes everything else you do better.

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          • #6
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            Here are some more I like...

            There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead

            Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

            I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
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            • #7
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              This one I had on my old car:

              "Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips."

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              • #8
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                in High school I had one that read "Don't Talegait me or I'll FLICK a booger on your windshield."

                someone connected the L and I on the word FLICK, totally changing the phrases meaning.
                St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                  'If you can't feed em, Don't breed em'


                  'President Bush- No Child Left a Dime'

                  'W-Drug Free Since 82'

                  'No Billionaire Left Behind'



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                    This one made me mad...Cat Missing? Check My tires.
                    1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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                      Originally posted by TicTocDragon
                      This one made me mad...Cat Missing? Check My tires.


                      Yah, I agree, that is terrible!!!!





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                        If it were a horse i'd have to shoot it@@
                        Good morning, son
                        In twenty years from now
                        Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
                        And I can tell you 'bout today
                        And how I picked you up and everything changed
                        It was pain
                        Sunny days and rain
                        I knew you'd feel the same things...


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                        • #13
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                          The bumper sticker I saw recently, which I loved is

                          "If Dodge sucks, then Ford swallows"

                          That is awesome

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                          • #14
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                            I saw one two days ago that hit home:

                            "God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world."

                            I'm Irish and guess, what...I ain't rulin' nothin.

                            Dang.

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                              If you arent Dutch you aren't much!)
                              1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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