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  • Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Lets have some fun. Ever hear something that sounded dirty, but in truth was very clean? For example as heard at a hockey game...

    'He's pulling out his Zamboni'


    Or in Star Wars....

    'Get in there you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell'

    and

    'Look at the size of that thing!!!!!'


    What other ones have you heard?
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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    well the long and short of it is na this is to easy. I wil pass on this one

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      Chimichanga. End of story
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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        Humpback Whale

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          titmouse

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            Ballcock
            "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
            Homer Jay Simpson


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              Sperm whale

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                half cocked

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                • #9
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                  titilating story

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                    jack *** ( donkey)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

                      I heard a story a few years ago about a news caster back east after she was done with her report she went to introduce the weatherman only to remember that last night he promised at least 6 inches of snow was going to fall. Not thinking she turned to him and said (on live TV)

                      'So Ted, what happened to the 6 inches you promised me last night?'
                      Growing older is manditory
                      Growing up is however, optional

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                        Dity Minds is one of my favorite games! just thought it seemed appropriate for this thread you know?
                        "Tonight I wash my hands of you
                        You set the bar I could not live up to
                        Tonight the light is breaking through
                        So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
                        Zebrahead

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                          Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

                          Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                          I heard a story a few years ago about a news caster back east after she was done with her report she went to introduce the weatherman only to remember that last night he promised at least 6 inches of snow was going to fall. Not thinking she turned to him and said (on live TV)

                          'So Ted, what happened to the 6 inches you promised me last night?'
                          Awww doncha love them tv bloopers!! ha ha ha ha

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                            Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

                            George Carlin had a funny routine years ago about clean words that sound dirty. Here are some examples:

                            Beer nuts
                            Cotton balls
                            There are more I can't remember
                            It's a funny routine.
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                              I have that fridge magnet poetry set for euphemisms. Funniest thing ever! I love to see what people write when they come over and hang out at the fridge. :cwink:
                              Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                              Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                              Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                              Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                              Marge: Pink.
                              Homer: D'oh!
                              Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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