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  • Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    The idea behind this thread is to parody Christmas rituals, as another way of getting into the spirit of the season. You may participate in different ways:

    • Parady a carol/song/poem as I have just done with Frosty the Snowman.

    • Present the opening line of carol/song/poem in parody and have each poster take turns adding the other satirical lines (You might want to post the regular carol/song for them to refer to make it easier).

    • Post funny holiday pictures.

    • Share a humorous personal account, or a story that you have eather read or made up.

    • Ask riddles or tell jokes in line with the season.







    Frosty the No-man


    Frosty the Nn-man

    Was androgynous as can be

    With a brawny face and Michael Jackson nose.

    Was he a she, or she a he?



    Frosty the No-man

    Is a scary tale they say

    He/she was made of snow

    But there was nothiing down low

    And confusion everyday



    There must have been some Botox

    In the old pantyhose they found

    For when they placed it over his/her head

    They shook that bootyless body around



    Frosty the No-man

    Was alive and gender-free

    And the people say

    He/she was mean and nasty

    'Cause they couldn't be you or me



    Frosty the No-man

    Knew the sun was hot that day

    Said, think I'll run

    And buy some beer

    Before my snow bunns melt away



    Down to the liquor store

    With a ten spot in the hand

    Bought a six pack of Bud and guzzled it down

    Saying catch me if you can



    Staggering through the streets of town

    Right to a traffic cop

    Paused and regurgitated for a moment when

    He/she heard him holler stop



    Frosty the No-man

    Had to hurry on away

    He/she waved a bird

    Saying read my lips

    I'll be in your face again some day



    Tinkly tink tink

    Tinkly tink tink

    Look at Frosty go

    Tinkly tink tink

    Tinkly tink tink

    Making lots of yellow snow
    To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!


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    Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

    Great idea, Ride Warrior! Great job with Frosty! I've already started on mine and will hopefully have it up soon. I hope people will send these in as this has the potential to be a very funny thread!

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        Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

        Excellent. :bow: Nothing ike a dysfunctional winter wonderland with Dr. Phil. :lol::lol::lol:





        Funny Weird News - Drunken Santas accused of street brawl


        The Christmas spirit was not exactly overflowing last week, following the annual charity Santa run in Newtown, Wales, which ended in a mass street brawl. Witnesses report seeing up to forty drunken Santas beating the hell out of each other, after last Sunday's race. Police had to use CS spray and batons to break up trouble before finally restoring peace to the Welsh streets.



        Oh boy. What a mess.
        Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-20-2005, 10:21 AM.
        To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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        • #5
          Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

          (tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

          Teddy the red nosed senator
          Had a very shiny car
          and if you ever saw it
          you were probably near a bar

          All of the other senators
          wondered how he got his dames
          they thought he drank to many
          to play in any bedroom games

          Then one foggy Christmas eve
          Santa came and said
          Teddy with your nose so red
          won't you guide my sleigh instead

          Thats how the police found them
          wrapped around the maple tree
          Teddy the red nosed senator
          he's a drunken SOB

          (Credit goes to Bob Rivers for this. He's got some fabulious parodies on his website)
          Growing older is manditory
          Growing up is however, optional

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            Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.





            BAD SANTA CHRISTMAS WISH LIST FOR NAUGHTY BOYS & GIRLS

            Hey! It's about time that rotten people get something for Christmas too. Let's face it, Santa has turned a deaf ear to us for year's. I resent his smug little "ho ho holier than thou" attitude.

            Well, here's my list. I'm sending it to the guy in the movie. He's much cooler anyway.

            Dear Bad Santa, I would like...

            1) glow in the dark jock strap

            2) cable television de-scrambler

            3) year's subscription to Hustler

            4) Catherine Zeta Jones' phone number

            5) my 90 mph speeding ticket down Chestnut Street to be lost by the DMV

            6) brand new Hummer, with spinners and a hydraulic lift

            7) colorful bedroom chew tray to spit in

            If you have anything that you want, go ahead and post your list to Bad Santa. He'll be happy as hell to hear from you. :evil:



            Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-20-2005, 02:55 PM.
            To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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              Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

              well i need some time to make up my own..not sure if I can mine will be probably be dirty and not able to be posted.. so I participate by finding some of my fave parodies..first one is Jeff Foxworthy A rednecks 12 days of x mas....

              Chorus: On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love sent to me
              Jeff: Twelve-pack of Bud, eleven rasslin' tickets, "ten" of "Copenhagen",
              nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of "Red Man",
              six cans of Spam...(Whew).
              Chorus: Five flannel shirts...
              Jeff: Four Piedmont tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs and
              some parts to a Mustang GT.

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                Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                LOL Groom, that is funny.

                I am trying to think of a Christmas song where I can mention some mice chatters in it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                  Present the opening line of carol/song/poem in parody and have each poster take turns adding the other satirical lines (You might want to post the regular carol/song for them to refer to make it easier).


                  Okay here is something.

                  I will list the first lyric to "Twas the Night Before Christmas" and others who want to add on can

                  'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                  every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

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                    Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


                    The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
                    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...


                    To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                      Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                      'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                      every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


                      The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
                      Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                      The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                      as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

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                      • #12
                        Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                        'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                        every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


                        The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
                        Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                        The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                        as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                        All the ladies in their teddies, all the guys in them too
                        Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                        Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-21-2005, 12:21 AM.
                        To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                          ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                          every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

                          The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
                          Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                          The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                          as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                          All the ladies in their teddies, all the guys in them too
                          Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                          When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
                          Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

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                          • #14
                            Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                            ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                            every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

                            The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
                            Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                            The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                            as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                            All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
                            Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                            When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
                            Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

                            Away to the server, they stammered and fell
                            The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell
                            To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                              Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                              ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                              every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

                              The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
                              Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                              The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                              as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                              All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
                              Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                              When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
                              Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

                              Away to the server, they stammered and fell
                              The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


                              The mood in the room of the now fallen site
                              was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

                              When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
                              A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

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