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  • #16
    Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    My personal favorite....

    (Tune: Winter Wonderland)



    Lacy things the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask for her permission
    I'm wearing her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the store there's a teddy
    With little straps like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
    Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

    Later on if you wanna
    We can dress like Madonna
    Put on some eye shade
    And join the parade
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    Lacy things...missin'
    Didn't ask...permission
    Wearing her clothes...Silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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    • #17
      Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

      And another....

      (tune: White Christmas)


      I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas
      We’ll decorate the mobile home
      There’ll be cousin’s kissin’
      And front teeth missin’
      And you’ll hear grandpa peein’ in the snow

      I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas
      No Christmas card from my ex-wife
      I did get a subpoena though
      Our family tree is leanin’ to the right
      And we’ll all be playin’ poker Christmas night

      Lady’s and gentlemen, one of the three wise men on harmonica

      Lets pick out a few presents now

      We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
      With mad dog wine and miller light
      And when our hound dog is howlin’ through the night
      He says may all your Christmas’ be white
      Growing older is manditory
      Growing up is however, optional

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      • #18
        Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

        Originally posted by OogieBoogie
        My personal favorite....

        (Tune: Winter Wonderland)



        Lacy things the wife is missin'
        Didn't ask for her permission
        I'm wearing her clothes
        Her silk pantyhose
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

        In the store there's a teddy
        With little straps like spaghetti
        It holds me so tight
        Like handcuffs at night
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

        In the office there's a guy named Melvin
        He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
        He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
        Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

        Later on if you wanna
        We can dress like Madonna
        Put on some eye shade
        And join the parade
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

        Lacy things...missin'
        Didn't ask...permission
        Wearing her clothes...Silk pantyhose
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
        Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
        :lmao::lmao::lmao: Great job!

        Walkin' round in women's underwear works for me.

        As for White Trash Christmas, Bing Crosby must be rolling over in his grave.....busting a gut laughing!
        To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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        • #19
          Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

          Another fun one...

          The Little Hooters Girl



          (Parody of Little Drummer Boy)


          Little Hooters girl
          Her rubber tight buns
          A groovy pair to see
          Double D fun
          She brings me chicken wings
          A ton, a ton, ton

          She wears tight, skimpy things
          Her tummy tight tum, rubber tight buns
          Look at them guns

          Oh, to ogle them,
          Her rubber tight buns
          That’s why we come

          Little Hooters girl
          She’s not a dumb-dumb,
          She brings cold beer to me and poured us all some,
          A birthday song they sang with mighty big lungs
          Across the bar they hang her rubber tight bum, double D fun,
          Had her boobs done

          Then she smiled at me, I‘ll tip a big ton,
          me and my chums
          Look at them guns
          Had her boobs done

          Growing older is manditory
          Growing up is however, optional

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          • #20
            Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

            Originally posted by OogieBoogie
            Another fun one...

            The Little Hooters Girl



            (Parody of Little Drummer Boy
            LOL!!! The Christmas spirit has never been more titilating.
            To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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            • #21
              Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

              ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
              every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

              The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
              Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

              The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
              as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

              All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
              Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

              When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
              Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

              Away to the server, they stammered and fell
              The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


              The mood in the room of the now fallen site
              was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

              When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
              A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

              With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
              The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return in a click

              Comment


              • #22
                Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
                ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

                The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
                Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
                Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
                Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

                Away to the server, they stammered and fell
                The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


                The mood in the room of the now fallen site
                was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

                When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
                A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

                With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
                The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return at the speed of a click
                Thanks Disney Wrassler1 A happy ending...that's what I like. Advanced technology saves the day again. :bow:
                To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

                Comment


                • #23
                  Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                  'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
                  Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

                  Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
                  Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

                  While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
                  In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

                  To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
                  A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

                  Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
                  That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

                  I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
                  And who in the world do you think that it era?

                  Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
                  Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

                  And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
                  Were eight little burros approaching volados.


                  I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
                  Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

                  "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
                  Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

                  Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
                  He flew to the top of our very own techo.

                  With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
                  He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

                  Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
                  With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

                  He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
                  For none of the ninos had been very malos.

                  Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
                  He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

                  And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
                  Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
                  Navidad!

                  Growing older is manditory
                  Growing up is however, optional

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                    Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
                    ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
                    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

                    The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
                    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

                    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
                    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

                    All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
                    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

                    When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
                    Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

                    Away to the server, they stammered and fell
                    The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


                    The mood in the room of the now fallen site
                    was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

                    When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
                    A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

                    With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
                    The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return in a click
                    That's fabulous!!!!! Great job!

                    I don't know about guys in their teddies though. Unless we're talking about Tim Curry.

                    Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                    Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                      Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                      'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
                      Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

                      Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
                      Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

                      While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
                      In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

                      To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
                      A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

                      Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
                      That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

                      I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
                      And who in the world do you think that it era?

                      Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
                      Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

                      And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
                      Were eight little burros approaching volados.


                      I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
                      Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

                      "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
                      Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

                      Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
                      He flew to the top of our very own techo.

                      With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
                      He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

                      Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
                      With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

                      He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
                      For none of the ninos had been very malos.

                      Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
                      He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

                      And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
                      Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
                      Navidad!

                      :lmao:

                      That's better than Cheech Marin's version of "Donde esta Santa Claus"
                      Donde esta Santa Cleese, the vato with the boney knees.

                      You guys are way too creative!!!

                      Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                      Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                      Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                      Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                        Originally posted by a_hyperbole
                        That's fabulous!!!!! Great job!

                        I don't know about guys in their teddies though. Unless we're talking about Tim Curry.
                        I think that was a portion that RW added on.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                          Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                          'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
                          Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

                          Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
                          Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

                          While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
                          In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

                          To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
                          A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

                          Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
                          That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

                          I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
                          And who in the world do you think that it era?

                          Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
                          Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

                          And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
                          Were eight little burros approaching volados.


                          I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
                          Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

                          "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
                          Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

                          Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
                          He flew to the top of our very own techo.

                          With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
                          He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

                          Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
                          With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

                          He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
                          For none of the ninos had been very malos.

                          Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
                          He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

                          And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
                          Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
                          Navidad!

                          :clap::lmao::thumbup::lol::yea::lmao::bow:

                          S! Si! Fantastica, bombastica...Senior Santa is the whole enchilada.
                          !
                          To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                            Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
                            I think that was a portion that RW added on.
                            Yes...and it was a double entendre, suggesting that the guys were inside the gals teddies, with them - not inside the garments alone. :evil:
                            To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                              Originally posted by Ride Warrior
                              Yes...and it was a double entendre, suggesting that the guys were inside the gals teddies, with them - not inside the garments alone. :evil:
                              Oh, well, in that case....

                              Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                              Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                              Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                              Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                Re: Frosty the No-man &amp; Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                Hey lets do our own "Twelve Days of Christmas" and try to mention mice chatters through the countdown as well.... Try and make it really funny too.

                                On the twelvth day of Christmas my Mice Chat gave to me:
                                12
                                11
                                10
                                9
                                8
                                7
                                6
                                5
                                4
                                3
                                2
                                1

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