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  • #21
    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

    The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

    All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

    When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
    Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

    Away to the server, they stammered and fell
    The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


    The mood in the room of the now fallen site
    was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

    When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
    A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

    With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
    The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return in a click

    Comment


    • #22
      Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

      Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
      ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
      every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

      The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
      Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

      The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
      as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

      All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
      Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

      When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
      Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

      Away to the server, they stammered and fell
      The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


      The mood in the room of the now fallen site
      was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

      When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
      A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

      With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
      The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return at the speed of a click
      Thanks Disney Wrassler1 A happy ending...that's what I like. Advanced technology saves the day again. :bow:
      To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

      Comment


      • #23
        Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

        'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
        Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

        Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
        Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

        While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
        In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

        To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
        A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

        Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
        That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

        I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
        And who in the world do you think that it era?

        Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
        Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

        And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
        Were eight little burros approaching volados.


        I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
        Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

        "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
        Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

        Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
        He flew to the top of our very own techo.

        With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
        He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

        Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
        With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

        He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
        For none of the ninos had been very malos.

        Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
        He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

        And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
        Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
        Navidad!

        Growing older is manditory
        Growing up is however, optional

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        • #24
          Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

          Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
          ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
          every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

          The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
          Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

          The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
          as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

          All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
          Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

          When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
          Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

          Away to the server, they stammered and fell
          The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


          The mood in the room of the now fallen site
          was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

          When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
          A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

          With a new CPU driver that works nice and quick
          The Chatters knew Mice Chat would return in a click
          That's fabulous!!!!! Great job!

          I don't know about guys in their teddies though. Unless we're talking about Tim Curry.

          Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
          Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

          Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
          Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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          • #25
            Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

            Originally posted by OogieBoogie
            'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
            Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

            Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
            Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

            While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
            In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

            To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
            A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

            Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
            That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

            I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
            And who in the world do you think that it era?

            Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
            Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

            And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
            Were eight little burros approaching volados.


            I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
            Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

            "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
            Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

            Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
            He flew to the top of our very own techo.

            With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
            He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

            Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
            With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

            He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
            For none of the ninos had been very malos.

            Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
            He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

            And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
            Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
            Navidad!

            :lmao:

            That's better than Cheech Marin's version of "Donde esta Santa Claus"
            Donde esta Santa Cleese, the vato with the boney knees.

            You guys are way too creative!!!

            Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
            Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

            Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
            Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

            Comment


            • #26
              Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

              Originally posted by a_hyperbole
              That's fabulous!!!!! Great job!

              I don't know about guys in their teddies though. Unless we're talking about Tim Curry.
              I think that was a portion that RW added on.

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              • #27
                Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                'Twas the night before Christmas and all throughla casa,
                Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?

                Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
                Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,

                While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
                In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado

                To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
                A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

                Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
                That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.

                I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
                And who in the world do you think that it era?

                Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
                Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.

                And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
                Were eight little burros approaching volados.


                I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
                Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:

                "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
                Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

                Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
                He flew to the top of our very own techo.

                With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
                He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

                Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
                With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,

                He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
                For none of the ninos had been very malos.

                Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
                He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.

                And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
                Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz
                Navidad!

                :clap::lmao::thumbup::lol::yea::lmao::bow:

                S! Si! Fantastica, bombastica...Senior Santa is the whole enchilada.
                !
                To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

                Comment


                • #28
                  Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                  Originally posted by Disney Wrassler
                  I think that was a portion that RW added on.
                  Yes...and it was a double entendre, suggesting that the guys were inside the gals teddies, with them - not inside the garments alone. :evil:
                  To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

                  Comment


                  • #29
                    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                    Originally posted by Ride Warrior
                    Yes...and it was a double entendre, suggesting that the guys were inside the gals teddies, with them - not inside the garments alone. :evil:
                    Oh, well, in that case....

                    Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                    Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                    Comment


                    • #30
                      Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                      Hey lets do our own "Twelve Days of Christmas" and try to mention mice chatters through the countdown as well.... Try and make it really funny too.

                      On the twelvth day of Christmas my Mice Chat gave to me:
                      12
                      11
                      10
                      9
                      8
                      7
                      6
                      5
                      4
                      3
                      2
                      1

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                      • #31
                        Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                        12 jungle cruise native drummers drumming....
                        Growing older is manditory
                        Growing up is however, optional

                        Comment


                        • #32
                          Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                          11 Micechatters chatting...
                          sigpic

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                          • #33
                            Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                            11 Grizzly River Run rafters spinning
                            To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                            • #34
                              Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                              10 blackout dates...
                              Growing older is manditory
                              Growing up is however, optional

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                              • #35
                                Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                9 admission pass price increases
                                To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

                                Comment


                                • #36
                                  Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                  8 OSHA fines
                                  Growing older is manditory
                                  Growing up is however, optional

                                  Comment


                                  • #37
                                    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                    7 Protein spills

                                    Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                                    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                                    Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                                    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                                    Comment


                                    • #38
                                      Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                      6 churro vendors

                                      Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                                      Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                                      Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                                      Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                                      Comment


                                      • #39
                                        Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                        5 golden vehicles!

                                        Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                                        Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                                        Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                                        Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                                        Comment


                                        • #40
                                          Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                          4 Big Thunder crashes
                                          To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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