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  • #41
    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    3 Tiki Birds

    Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    • #42
      Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

      2 Golden farts

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      • #43
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        And a MCGold membership.
        Growing older is manditory
        Growing up is however, optional

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        • #44
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          Hooray. :clap:

          Actually that was a little anti-climactic. Hmmm.

          Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
          Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

          Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
          Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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          • #45
            Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

            That song was based on reality, to a large extent. :lmao::lmao::lmao:
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            • #46
              Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

              Can you imagine caroling at the park using that song????

              Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
              Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

              Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
              Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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              • #47
                Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                You would certainly p*ss off management. We might get thrown in Disney jail.
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                • #48
                  Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                  Originally posted by Ride Warrior
                  We might get thrown in Disney jail.
                  Fun!!!!

                  Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                  Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                  Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                  Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                  • #49
                    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                    On the twelvth day of Christmas my Mice Chat gave to me:
                    12 jungle cruise native drummers drumming....
                    11 Micechatters chatting...
                    10 blackout dates...
                    9 admission pass price increases
                    8 OSHA fines
                    7 Protein spills
                    6 churro vendors
                    5 golden vehicles!
                    4 Big Thunder crashes
                    3 Tiki Birds
                    2 Golden farts
                    And a MCGold membership

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                    • #50
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                      The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"


                      (Parody of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)


                      The restroom door said gentlemen
                      So I just walked inside
                      I took two steps and realized
                      I'd been taken for a ride
                      I heard high voices turned and found
                      The place was occupied
                      By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
                      What could be worse
                      Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

                      The restroom door said gentlemen
                      It must have been a gag
                      As soon as I walked in there
                      I ran into some old hag
                      She sprayed me with a can of mace
                      And smacked me with her bag
                      I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
                      What can I say?
                      It was just turning out to be day

                      The restroom door said gentlemen
                      And I would like to find
                      The crummy little creep who had the nerve
                      To switch the signs
                      'Cause I got two black eyes
                      And one high heel up my behind
                      Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
                      Boy oh boy
                      No I'll never sit with comfort and joy

                      Growing older is manditory
                      Growing up is however, optional

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                      • #51
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                        First of many of these suckers..this is gonna be hard most of the ones I laugh at are dirty LOL

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                        • #52
                          Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                          Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                          The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"


                          (Parody of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)


                          The restroom door said gentlemen
                          So I just walked inside
                          I took two steps and realized
                          I'd been taken for a ride
                          I heard high voices turned and found
                          The place was occupied
                          By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
                          What could be worse
                          Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

                          The restroom door said gentlemen
                          It must have been a gag
                          As soon as I walked in there
                          I ran into some old hag
                          She sprayed me with a can of mace
                          And smacked me with her bag
                          I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
                          What can I say?
                          It was just turning out to be day

                          The restroom door said gentlemen
                          And I would like to find
                          The crummy little creep who had the nerve
                          To switch the signs
                          'Cause I got two black eyes
                          And one high heel up my behind
                          Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
                          Boy oh boy
                          No I'll never sit with comfort and joy

                          :lol::thumbup::lol:

                          Why do I have the sudden need to drain the weasel?
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                          • #53
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                            Originally posted by groomer_4_u


                            First of many of these suckers..this is gonna be hard most of the ones I laugh at are dirty LOL
                            That was pretty randy , Groomer. She's a topless hottie...err, coldie.

                            Here's another...

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                            • #54
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                              ..LOL

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                              • #55
                                Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                Originally posted by groomer_4_u



                                ..LOL
                                That's one mean bunny.
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                                • #56
                                  Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                  What snowmen do in the summer......




                                  Growing older is manditory
                                  Growing up is however, optional

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                                  • #57
                                    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                    Originally posted by OogieBoogie
                                    What snowmen do in the summer......




                                    I've always wondered how those soft serve cones are made. :gladsad:
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                                    • #58
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                                      We Three Kings --- Smoking on a Rubber Cigar


                                      We three kings of Orient are,
                                      Puffing on a rubber cigar.
                                      It was loaded,
                                      it exploded.
                                      BANG! [Pause].

                                      We two kings of Orient are,
                                      Puffing on a rubber cigar
                                      It was loaded,
                                      it exploded.
                                      BANG! [Pause].

                                      I one king of Orient are,
                                      Puffing on a rubber cigar
                                      It was loaded,
                                      it exploded.
                                      BANG!
                                      Silent night.....
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                                      • #59
                                        Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

                                        I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer


                                        (Parody of It Came Upon A Midnight Clear)


                                        I came upon a roadkill deer
                                        A sorrowful sight to behold
                                        He lay upon the highway's edge
                                        His body was stiff and cold

                                        I bet he never saw the car
                                        Careening through the snow
                                        The lights shone brightly in his eyes
                                        And then they laid him low

                                        I came upon a roadkill deer
                                        And lifted him off the road
                                        We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
                                        Of Bambi sloppy joes

                                        Be careful of those gravel bits
                                        They really get stuck in your teeth
                                        We'll place the antlers from his head
                                        Upon our holiday wreath

                                        I came upon a roadkill deer
                                        A sorrowful sight to behold
                                        He gave his all to bring good cheer
                                        As bumper misteltoe

                                        Growing older is manditory
                                        Growing up is however, optional

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                                        • #60
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                                          :clap::lol: That dead deer's daddy got really P*ssed over that, and the next song tells how he sought his revenge... (here's a some midi musid to go along with it - http://www.links2love.com/christmas_...marunover.htm).....




                                          "Grandma-MeMaw"

                                          GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!

                                          Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

                                          She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.

                                          When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

                                          Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

                                          Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.

                                          It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

                                          Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

                                          Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!) And the blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

                                          I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

                                          Sing it, Grandpa!

                                          Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
                                          Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-23-2005, 10:57 AM.
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