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  • #61
    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    Originally posted by OogieBoogie
    I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer


    (Parody of It Came Upon A Midnight Clear)


    I came upon a roadkill deer
    A sorrowful sight to behold
    He lay upon the highway's edge
    His body was stiff and cold

    I bet he never saw the car
    Careening through the snow
    The lights shone brightly in his eyes
    And then they laid him low

    I came upon a roadkill deer
    And lifted him off the road
    We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
    Of Bambi sloppy joes

    Be careful of those gravel bits
    They really get stuck in your teeth
    We'll place the antlers from his head
    Upon our holiday wreath

    I came upon a roadkill deer
    A sorrowful sight to behold
    He gave his all to bring good cheer
    As bumper misteltoe

    I found some pretty mide music to go along with "Roadkill" too - http://www.links2love.com/christmas_...ight_clear.htm. :music:
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    • #62
      Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

      OMG..:lmao:
      That snowman poop is just too funny. It reminds me of the year my SIL gave DH a package of mini-marshmellows with a card attached that read:

      Santa heard that you were bad
      So here is the scoop
      All you get this year is snowman poop

      I thought it was pretty funny. I even sent it in as an ice-cream flavor suggestion to Ben and Jerry's. Yup..that's my dream. Snowman Poop Ice Cream: Chocolate with swirls of marshmellow and chocolate chunks in the shape of snowmen.

      TOV


      Hit 'em where it hurts..right in the sales aisle.Help support the 'girl-cotting' of A&F. Pass the word..tell your mom,your sister,your wife and girlfriends.Show your support for women everywhere by supporting the girl-cotting of Abercrombie.

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      • #63
        Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

        That's cool, TheOtherVillainess. Let us know if Ben and Jerry poop our a reply. A double scoop of snowman poop would quickly become their most poopular cone.
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