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  • Evolution in the classroom

    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

    The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see God?

    TOMMY: No.

    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

    The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

    TOMMY: Yes

    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY: No

    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she
    must not have one!

    (You Go Girl!) :yea:
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  • #2
    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was cute.........
    procrastibating

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    • #3
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      I give this tread 3 days max before it hits the Litter Box.

      Where's the popcorn I just popped?
      "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. " -George Washington

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      • #4
        Re: Evolution in the classroom

        Hahah... okay, that's cute.

        Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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        • #5
          Re: Evolution in the classroom

          OMG I love it!!!!!
          Katie :yea:
          Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
          :sc: FIGHT ON!!!!!!








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          • #6
            Re: Evolution in the classroom

            I'm sure that spam e-mail is big in Kansas, if that state is even hooked up to the internet yet. It would have to enter the 20th Century first.

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            • #7
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              That was so cute!
              Introducing- The Geek Tutorial! The new informational webseries on computers and the geekiness of life.


              Screw eHarmony- I met my soulmate at Star Trek: The Experience. :geek:


              Random funny exchange from Star Trek: The Experience:

              BF: "If you take any photos on the attraction, we will shoot you with a phaser."
              Guest: "On stun?"
              BF: "Maybe....."
              Me: "I wouldn't trust him."

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              • #8
                Re: Evolution in the classroom

                I heard it before and I still love it!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Evolution in the classroom

                  That was cute!



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