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  • A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

    Santa Claus has a dilemma this year. What does he give to those on the naughty list this year? With the rising cost of energy the items (coal and switches) that he gives the naughty boys and girls will be appreciated as cheap sources of heat during the cold winter. It's not really a good thing if the recipient actually enjoys the punishment.

    Also to structure the question, Santa is not allowed to take the easy way out and give them absolutely nothing. Considering the situation what do you suggest Santa bring the naughty girls and boys?
    Originally posted by aashee
    We are 100% grade A Disney Dorks.

  • #2
    Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

    One Penny.

    You can't buy anything with a single penny anymore.
    BarbaraAnn

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    • #3
      Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

      Yanni CD's...

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      • #4
        Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

        soap

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        • #5
          Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

          Originally posted by Barbaraann
          One Penny.

          You can't buy anything with a single penny anymore.
          That makes cents
          Growing older is manditory
          Growing up is however, optional

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          • #6
            Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

            Gigli & Glitter two for one special edition
            What an idiot....

            Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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            • #7
              Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

              Originally posted by Tui
              Gigli & Glitter two for one special edition
              OMG...that would be enough to make me be a good girl for the rest of my life!!! :lol:

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              • #8
                Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                A device that constantly plays the Hamster Dance (there is no "Off" or "Mute" button and it is not breakable) :evil:
                “You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.” - Walt Disney

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                • #9
                  Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                  Originally posted by askmike1
                  A device that constantly plays the Hamster Dance (there is no "Off" or "Mute" button and it is not breakable) :evil:
                  Along these evil lines, give them each a Barny Sing Along plush toy. This Barny would pull his own song cord in perpetuity. :cwink:
                  To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                  • #10
                    Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                    Originally posted by Ride Warrior
                    Along these evil lines, give them each a Barny Sing Along plush toy. This Barny would pull his own song cord in perpetuity. :cwink:
                    And you can't forget the "it's a small world" headphones.

                    -Michael
                    “You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.” - Walt Disney

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                    • #11
                      Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                      wet willies.
                      Good morning, son
                      In twenty years from now
                      Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
                      And I can tell you 'bout today
                      And how I picked you up and everything changed
                      It was pain
                      Sunny days and rain
                      I knew you'd feel the same things...


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                      • #12
                        Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                        You folks are good. Keep those evil ideas coming! LOL
                        Originally posted by aashee
                        We are 100% grade A Disney Dorks.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                          Give thier number out to telemarketers.
                          Growing older is manditory
                          Growing up is however, optional

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                          • #14
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                            sign 'em up on spam e-mail lists.
                            Good morning, son
                            In twenty years from now
                            Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
                            And I can tell you 'bout today
                            And how I picked you up and everything changed
                            It was pain
                            Sunny days and rain
                            I knew you'd feel the same things...


                            sigpic

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                            • #15
                              Re: A dilemma for Santa Claus this year?

                              A book of matches and some kindling....let's just hope the naughty kids don't burn down their houses!

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