"All dressed up and no where to go"
or "Don't leave me here alone"
or how about "I am NOT a Hypochondriac"
I also like "Hopefully i can beat death at Battleship"
Hmmm "Guess this means I'm not Hardcore"
I think I'd go for "Can't you hear me screaming?"
"Tonight I wash my hands of you
You set the bar I could not live up to
Tonight the light is breaking through
So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"