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  • Dear IRS

    Don't you wish this was true if you owed money?

    Dear IRS:

    Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
    Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that
    the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
    toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
    $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the
    overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
    return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips
    Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
    1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year and I look forward to
    paying it again next year.

    A Satisfied Taxpayer
    aka Sara

    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

    One of my children
    isn't pictured,

    ABE is still hibernating :sleep:

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    Re: Dear IRS

    :lmao: Oh yeah!! I'd so love to get away with that!

    Help me get more security in Pingvinivlle! Click here!

    Originally posted by AGhostFromThePast
    all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.


    • #3
      Re: Dear IRS

      That toilet seat should be Golden for that price. And those hammers better be doing the job for me! Yes and this would be comical if you could! :lmao:
      Last edited by Alchimedes; 12-24-2005, 11:20 PM.
      1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


      • #4
        Re: Dear IRS

        This is a Great idea.... I wonder would anyone get away with it??

        (J/K or maybe I am not... )


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