Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

Collapse

Ad Widget

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    1. 75% of the meat in a Chimpanzee's diet is baby red colobus monkey. The main purpose for eating these little guys? Sex. Researchers foud that if a male chip offers a freshly killed baby monkey to a female they will mate.

    2. Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys. They mate face to face whenever other monkeys would fight... make love not war I guess.

    3. Different families of Chimpanzees will engage in "Wars" with other families for territory and food. While in these wars the chimps will kill, eat, rape, pillage, and be as nasty as they can to the other family until one side gives up their land.
    Last edited by thejoshualee; 12-28-2005, 10:32 AM.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





  • #2
    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Originally posted by thejoshualee
    3. Different families of Chimpanzees will engage in "Wars" with other families for territory and food. While in these wars the chimps will kill, eat, rape, pillage, and be as nasty as they can to the other family until one side gives up their land.
    Are we still talking about chimps? :lol:

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

      Originally posted by thejoshualee
      1. 75% of the meat in a Chimpanzee's diet is baby red colobus monkey. The main purpose for eating these little guys? Sex. Researchers foud that if a male chip offers a freshly killed baby monkey to a female they will mate.
      Um, I just want to assure the general public that at the Zoo, Chimpanzee's are not fed baby monkeys.

      That is all.

      Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
      Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

      Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
      Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

      Comment


      • #4
        Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

        Originally posted by a_hyperbole
        Um, I just want to assure the general public that at the Zoo, Chimpanzee's are not fed baby monkeys.

        That is all.
        Perhaps they should... ya know, to replicate their authentic environment.
        St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

        "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




        Comment


        • #5
          Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

          That would be something that they could sell tickets to...

          Comment


          • #6
            Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

            What kind of babies are they fed, then?
            -Tim

            Comment


            • #7
              Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

              Originally posted by thejoshualee
              Perhaps they should... ya know, to replicate their authentic environment.
              Yeah, but then we'd have PETA breathing down our throat. Too much hassle. Better to give them peanut butter and folivore biscuits.

              Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
              Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

              Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
              Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
                What kind of babies are they fed, then?
                You're evil. Pure evil. :ghug:

                Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

                Comment


                • #9
                  Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                  Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
                  What kind of babies are they fed, then?
                  this kind: cute eh?
                  St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                  "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                    Originally posted by a_hyperbole
                    You're evil. Pure evil. :ghug:
                    Not as much as PETA... now, that's PURE evil.
                    -Tim

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                      Originally posted by thejoshualee
                      2. Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys. They mate face to face whenever other monkeys would fight... make love not war I guess.
                      Bonobos also will have sex with members of their own gender.
                      I pledge allegiance to the Earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                        Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys.

                        not this human ! hee hee hee

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                          Originally posted by hakuna makarla
                          Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys.

                          not this human ! hee hee hee
                          *barks*


                          :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                            Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
                            Not as much as PETA... now, that's PURE evil.
                            People Eating Tasty Animals are evil?

                            And me endangered and all .......
                            "She's taking everything. She's taking the house, she's taking the kid, she's taking the dog. IT'S NOT EVEN HER DOG. IT'S MY DOG! SHE'S TAKING . . . MY DOG!"
                            - Ron Livingston, "Band of Brothers"

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

                              you have ruined all innocence of the monkey...
                              http://www.myspace.com/oceaneyes262

                              Comment

                              Ad Widget

                              Collapse
                              Working...
                              X