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"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
-Fry, Futurama
"My Manwich!!!"
-Hermes, Futurama
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T... "
-Homer, the SimpsonsMarge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
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I bent my wookie.
-Ralph WiggumMarge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
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"Regardless of what was portayed here tonight, War is neither glamorous nor cool except for the following exceptions...The Revelutionary War, World War II, and the Star Wars Triology. To learn more about war, please visit your public Library"- Bart Simpson
"Haven't you ever heard of the Immancipation Proclaimnation?"
"No, I don't listen to Rap Music."- Chef and Army General (South Park the movie)
"Screw You guys...I'm going home!!"-Eric CartmanLast edited by PirateMunkee; 03-14-2005, 09:13 PM.
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[while plummeting to his doom, Ed thinks back on three moments of his life: learning to crawl, standing up and the first time he played the triangle] "You call that a life?" - Ed Grimley
"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth." - Master Shake
"Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship." - Green Mooninite on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"It's the red pasta the Italians call SPAGHEEETTEH" - The Mayor of "Tom Goes to the Mayor
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Stewie: [Picking up the phone.] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
[dialing number]
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Best. Quote. Ever.
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Originally posted by DisneyFan25863Stewie: [Picking up the phone.] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
[dialing number]
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Best. Quote. Ever.
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Anyone ever watch "Eek! The Cat"? I used to LOVE that show.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0103408/
Is there anything funnier than a cat with a lateral lisp?Eglantine, Eglantine, oh how you shine!
I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names. I call him Cosmic Creepers...
...and if you've got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice...
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Originally posted by Emelius_BrowneAnyone ever watch "Eek! The Cat"? I used to LOVE that show.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0103408/
Is there anything funnier than a cat with a lateral lisp?
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Originally posted by Hikari to Kuraii used to watch that show all the time when I was younger! Wasn't it on FOX after Bobby's World??Eglantine, Eglantine, oh how you shine!
I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names. I call him Cosmic Creepers...
...and if you've got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice...
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