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  • Simpson Quote game.

    RULES
    1. you must add an original quote for each character listed above you, then add a new character and a quote for them.
    OH... and the quotes need to be funny
    I start

    "We can't afford to shop at a store with a philosophy" - Marge Simpson

    Next person has to give a new quote for Marge, plus a new character.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





  • #2
    Re: Simpson Quote game.

    "Only your father could take a part-time job at a small town paper and wind up the target of international assassins." - Marge

    "Alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer
    Amanda
    Just remember without a well written Disney Villain, there would be no point in the Heroes and the Princesses. Have you hugged a Disney Villain today? :love:

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    • #3
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      Lisa: It says here one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire days worth of vomit at Disneyland!


      Football Player: Whoo! I'm going to Disneyland!
      Wally: Really? Cuz I'm a travel agent and I've heard nothing but bad things...


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      • #4
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        "Bart! I won't allow you to play with a toy that has such bizzare hair." Marge

        "Don't worry mom, I'll hide you in a place where there is no one around for miles... Disney's California Adventure!" Homer

        "I feel like I've been wearing this dress forever." Lisa

        "Hello super nintendo chamers" Ralph
        St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

        "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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        • #5
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          "Excell-ent..." Monte Burns

          "Oh, even flying over it is boring!" Homer about Epcot Center.
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          • #6
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            Russian Woman to Moe: "All this yelling is taking away my horney."

            Okay, I know I'm not playing correctly, but niether are a few of the people above me. I just had to get that line in.
            Does anyone even bother with signatures anymore?

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            • #7
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              Mr. Hutz: Oh no, we've got Judge Snyder
              Marge: Is that bad?
              Mr. Hutz: Well, I accidentily ran over his dog...
              Marge: Oh my...
              Mr. Hutz:Well, actually replace the word dog with son, and the word accidentily with repeatedly...

              "I bent my wookie" -Ralph

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              • #8
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                "You're Damned if you do.....You're damned if you don't" Bart Simpson

                "Is there anything a Donut can not do?" Homer Simpson.

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                • #9
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                  Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
                  Moe: Yeah?
                  Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
                  Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
                  (Man named Joey runs out of bar crying)


                  "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
                  P.S. I am not a crackpot." Grandpa Simpson

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                  • #10
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                    "the Simpsons are my favorite show".

                    Doug
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                    This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                    • #11
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                      Homer (in a deep, extremely unconvincing voice): Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
                      Postman: Um, ok Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
                      Homer: I don't know.
                      "Somebody need me too much; somebody know me too well. Somebody pull me up short, and put me through hell, and give me support for being alive. Make me alive. Make me alive! Make me confused; mock me with praise. Let me be used. Vary my days. But alone is alone, not alive. Somebody crowd me with love, somebody force me to care. Somebody let me come through, I'll always be there as frightened as you, to help us survive being alive."
                      --"Being Alive"
                      Company Stephen
                      Sondheim

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                      • #12
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                        Marge: Homer there's a family of possums in here!
                        Homer: I call the big one Bitey.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Simpson Quote game.

                          this is more fun anyway

                          Lenny: Hey Carl, turn the radio up
                          Carl: Why not? Anything goes today!


                          Apu: It's like that song of Paul's Live and let live
                          Paul McCartny: Actually Apu, It's Live and Let Die
                          Apu: Yes, whatever
                          St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                          "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                          • #14
                            Re: Simpson Quote game.

                            There's another way you can do this.

                            Person A gives a Marge quote and tells the next person who they have to quote....say Homer. Then Person B comes up with a Homer quote and then tells person C who to quote next. And so on and so forth... Just an idea...
                            Amanda
                            Just remember without a well written Disney Villain, there would be no point in the Heroes and the Princesses. Have you hugged a Disney Villain today? :love:

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