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  • 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Would you be relieved and happy, terrified and upset, or disappointed if this happened to a loved one?


    'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Mourners at a recent funeral in Zimbabwe were caught by surprise when the guest of honor sat up in his coffin.


    According to local reports, 34-year-old Brighton Dama Zanthe, the seemingly dead man, woke up last week while friends and family prepared to pay their respects at his home in Gweru.
    'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral In Zimbabwe, Witness Says

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    ​I suspect I'd feel a number of things all at once. On either side of the equation.
    I pledge allegiance to the Earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.

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      Brighton, you know how much money we WASTED on this funeral?

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        So the zombie apocalypse starts in Zombabwe huh?
        Oops, meant Zimbabwe.

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          If I lived in Zimbabwe, I'd probably be disappointed I woke up.

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            Really, zim bob why?

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              wow that is very weird

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Rex Dopey24 View Post
                wow that is very weird
                Sometimes I look like I woke from the dead on Monday mornings.

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                  lol.

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                    Apparently, they don't embalm bodies in Zimbabwe........

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                      Originally posted by micromind View Post
                      Apparently, they don't embalm bodies in Zimbabwe........
                      I was thinking the same thing, when I first saw the title of the this thread. Wouldn't the undertaker, have discovered a live body when they do, what it is that undertakers do?
                      BarbaraAnn

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                        Even though funerals are very expensive, I would be relieved to see a loved one alive and well.

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                          Originally posted by Witeldram View Post
                          Even though funerals are very expensive, I would be relieved to see a loved one alive and well.
                          Aww, you've got a lot of heart. Take it out of their allowance. :lol:

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                            Do you get a refund in a situation like that? )

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                              Originally posted by Barbaraann View Post
                              Wouldn't the undertaker, ... when they do, what it is that undertakers do?
                              How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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