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  • A quick Disneyland joke for you...

    Q: Why was Mr. Spock afraid to mindmeld with Disneyland?

    A: Because he saw Innoventions, and was afraid it would kill him!

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    Why cann't Cinderella play soccer.

    She is always running from the ball.

    Billy Hill and the Hill Billy's.

    Or, a Disney, Disney Joke.
    Originally posted by lazyboy97O
    How is a state religion bad, but state medicine good?
    Originally posted by steamboatpete
    Anyone who makes the decision to depend upon the government to take care of their basic needs has essentially doomed himself to a life of bitter disappointment.

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    • #3
      Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

      :lol:

      I think both of you should keep your day jobs.

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      • #4
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        To quote a Simpson's episode:

        "R - D - R - R" (Hardy-har-har)

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          How do you tell if someone is a Disneyland junkie?
          When thier password to an online site is, "Mickeyminniegoofypluto" because it says "has to be at least 4 characters long!"

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            Patient: Doc you gotta help me! Sometimes I wake up and think I am Mickey Mouse and other times Donald Duck!

            Doctor: Hmmm... How long have you been having these Disney spells?

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            • #7
              Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

              Originally posted by Churro
              How do you tell if someone is a Disneyland junkie?
              When thier password to an online site is, "Mickeyminniegoofypluto" because it says "has to be at least 4 characters long!"
              lol. That's a good one!

              -Did you hear about the family that didn't make it to Disneyland last year. They were on the Freeway when they spotted the sign that said Disneyland Left, so they turned around and went home.





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              • #8
                Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                Why can't Pinoccio's nose be 12 inches long?

                Because then it would be a foot!

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                • #9
                  Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                  I was going to quote the one about Mickey and the family law judge (regarding Minnie's mental state), but this is not the litter box ......
                  "She's taking everything. She's taking the house, she's taking the kid, she's taking the dog. IT'S NOT EVEN HER DOG. IT'S MY DOG! SHE'S TAKING . . . MY DOG!"
                  - Ron Livingston, "Band of Brothers"

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                  • #10
                    Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                    Originally posted by Giant Panda
                    I was going to quote the one about Mickey and the family law judge (regarding Minnie's mental state), but this is not the litter box ......
                    hehehe. Or: that's not a churro, that's [fill in the blank with whatever dirty and/or clean though you might have]





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                    • #11
                      Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                      Hey watch it!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                        Why does Tigger "bounce" through the 100 acre woods?






                        He didn't want to step on the Pooh. )

                        (I know go back to posting)
                        1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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                          Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                          Why was Aladdin at the Haunted Mansion?


                          He wanted to find a-boo! (Abu!)
                          Genie, I wish for your freedom!

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                            Re: A quick Disneyland joke for you...

                            What does a Monster use to sign his checks?

                            Monster's Ink
                            St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                            "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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