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  • Yo Ho Ho (A Pirates Story)

    I thought along the same genre of the "Tell me a Story" thread we write a pirate story. Except instead of writing a sentence, everyone write a paragraph. This should be interesting...


    Capt. Jake Cutter walked among the captured sailors tied up on deck. His crew was moping up after a bloody fight that it took to capture this vessel. His first mate came up to him with his mug, made from a human skull, full of rum. He walked up to a victim of the fight who was bleeding from a neck wound. Cutter put his mug under the dripping blood and made sure the blood mixed with his rum. He took a long swallow and walked up to the Captain of the ship trying to stand tall and brave in front of his men. "I hear ye' have been doin' business with a fellow named Jack Sparrow, where can I find 'im?"
    The captain looked Cutter in the eye and answered, "I have never heard of this Sparrow character and if he is anything of the likes of you, I would sink him or report him to the authorities." Cutter grabbed the captain's hand and put it against the wall, he pulled out his dagger and thrust it through the captain's palm pinning it to the wall. The captain let out a scream. Cutter grabbed the man by the chin forcing him to looked up at him. "" "eard of 'im now?" "Captain Cutter?" A crewmate of Cutter's called to him from his own vessel."What be the name of the vessel we lookin' fer?" Cutter thought for a moment "The Red Falcon" He answered. "Well Capt'n this here vessel is called The Royaliste". Cutter pulled the dagger out of the man's palm and helped him up. He dusted the captain off and patted him on the back. He smiled a lopsided grin at the man and said, "Aye, mate, Me appologies. Mistakes happen ye' know." He then thrust his dagger into the captain's chest dropping him to the ground. Cutter then yelled to his men..."Dead men tell no tales mates. Leave no survivors. Strip everything of value of this vessel and sink 'er to the bottam" Cutter then grabbed a boarding rope and swung back over to his vessel as his men ran amuck aboard the captured ship.
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    (Okay...So I guess nobody is into Pirate Stories)
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    • #3
      Oh..i missed this thread...let me read...
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      • #4
        a paragraph.. what do you think this is english class.... suddenly wakes up from deam one into dream two.. sittin in english class with hot new teacher.. except i was *censored for 3 paragraphs*.. darn it was only a dream.. (after i pinched myself and felt pain..)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by figment1986
          a paragraph.. what do you think this is english class.... suddenly wakes up from deam one into dream two.. sittin in english class with hot new teacher.. except i was *censored for 3 paragraphs*.. darn it was only a dream.. (after i pinched myself and felt pain..)
          Well, just enough to keep the story going.
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