Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
My coworker, after I showed her this, told me she has 2 nieces that are blonde hair and blue eyed and come from her brother (who is mixed) and sister in law (mixed too). As she said, just goes to show you why you shouldnt be predjudiced against anyone because ya just never know whats swimming around in your DNA