Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
Well, I would guess it is a joke or a PR thing. But you have to pay to have a listing on ebay and a million dollar listing is going to cost you so I'm not sure the PR would be worth the price for the listing? Anyway, I certainly don't consider myself a *mindless ebay zombie buyer* I was just surfing the site while killing 8 hours of work time and saw the listing and thought I would share the absurbity.