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  • Winnie the Pooh explained

    I just figured it out. Winnie the Pooh is about life in the big city. Just take a look at the characters

    Tigger-possibly a speed freak or Coke Head. Always boncing off the walls.

    Rabbit-Hippy. Into household duties, gardening and the Earth

    Kanga and Roo- Single mom raising child, probably on welfare. She doesn't have job and lets Roo hang out with coked up Tigger

    Eeeyore-Prozac chugging donkey with self esteem issues

    Owl- Probably retired college professor

    Christopher Robin-Definitely the Token Gay character.

    Piglet-Kid picked on in school, has anxiety issues.

    Pooh- Total POT head. Just does what he wants and doesn't care what's going on. All he is interested is in finding honey and where does he put it? In his honey POT STASH!!!
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    Lmao!
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    • #3
      Why, this makes perfect sense! I always did expect a suicide note from Eeyore.
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      • #4
        That would explain why Pooh is always so forgetful..so rumbly in his tumbly.
        I think he may have found some "special" mushrooms too - those heffalumps and woozles looked strangely familiar.


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        • #5
          Dejevue. :confused:

          Originally posted by monorail_rider
          Pooh - belimic
          Piglet - gay
          Rabbit - grouchy old man
          Tigger - on speed
          Owl - know it all
          And ther HAS to be something wrong with Christopher Robin, The kids 12-15 and still talks to stuffed animals.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by monorail_rider
            Dejevue. :confused:



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            Naw, just another interpetation. Mine analogy is about Pooh and inner city life.

            Besides how can Pooh be Belemic? He's a tried and true Pot Head. He gets the munchies all the time and gets paranoid about imaginary Huffalumps and Woozzles. And Mole has the grumpy old man part covered. Rabbit is a Hippy for sure. Come visit my neck of the woods, you'll see lots of "Rabbits"
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            • #7
              Very intuitive PirateMunkee. You however forgot to mention that Kanga is a little hooch. Always shoving her kid off with those crazies- what do you think she's out doing? Not the laundry, that's for sure...
              �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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              • #8
                Originally posted by TinkPink
                Very intuitive PirateMunkee. You however forgot to mention that Kanga is a little hooch. Always shoving her kid off with those crazies- what do you think she's out doing? Not the laundry, that's for sure...
                Oooooo, never thought about that. I wonder if Father's day is a very confusing holiday for the Roo family. Hmmmm....Roo says he wants to be like Tigger. Hmm Tigger is a coke fiend so does that make Kanga a crack whore and Tigger Roo's daddy? Very interesting indeed.


                I'm sure we are just ruining the good old wholesome image of Pooh. Fun ain't it!!!!! :devil:
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