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  • #2
    Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

    :lol: :lmao: !!!!

    You defy words my friend! So glad I wasn't drinking when I read this.



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    • #3
      Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

      If you are going to wear a plastic bra, please make sure that the plastic back portion of the bra is hidden.

      Overalls are out. Capris are in. Be comfortable, but don't look like you just rolled out of bed. PJs are for sleeping, they are not items that should be worn in public.

      Put on clothes that complement your body. Do NOT wear clothes that accentuate your areas that are in need of major reconstruction.

      Leave the fanny pack at home. Get a backpack or a messenger bag instead.

      Heels and Disneyland do not go together well.

      For the love of Jimmy Choo: Stop the madness that is furry boots!!!!!
      Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
      I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



      May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

      NO GOATS!

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      • #4
        Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

        And the following swimwear should NEVER be worn out in public.


        Growing older is manditory
        Growing up is however, optional

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        • #5
          Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

          Originally posted by OogieBoogie
          And the following swimwear should NEVER be worn out in public.


          oh darn , now I love a nice lean man in a speedo but I think I am the only one!! whats wrong with me.... some one????? speedo, the next best this to a rubber band around your bum ;lol:

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          • #6
            Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

            EPILADY!!!

            I remember those!

            Didn't they rip your hairs out and leave you in major pain???

            I remember when they were introduced to the public. They were the hottest seller AND the most returned item at the same time!

            OUCH!!!

            (GREAT post, by the way!)

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            • #7
              Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

              Thank you so much for your thoughts O-Nut!!! Now, could you please take out a giant ad in the USA Today and announce it to the world!! Especially they part about covering up your stomach and the shorts!
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              Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!

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              • #8
                Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                OMG...best post ever. I am so laughing my a$$ off right now
                Katie :yea:
                Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
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                • #9
                  Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                  Originally posted by hakuna makarla
                  oh darn , now I love a nice lean man in a speedo but I think I am the only one!! whats wrong with me.... some one????? speedo, the next best this to a rubber band around your bum ;lol:
                  You're not the only one, I love a good looking guy in a Speedo. That said, Speedos, like spandex or muscle shirts, are not something everyone can (or should) wear; on the right body - very hot, on the wrong body.... not so much. Unfortunatly, some guys out there have no reality (or full length mirrors).
                  "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. " -George Washington

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                  • #10
                    Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                    I think you need to run for Congress!! They you could make some of these to be laws and the punishment would be death :evil:
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                    • #11
                      Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                      awe, most of this stuff does not bother me, but I'm self absorbed and rarely notice others...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                        Originally posted by jwbear
                        You're not the only one, I love a good looking guy in a Speedo. That said, Speedos, like spandex or muscle shirts, are not something everyone can (or should) wear; on the right body - very hot, on the wrong body.... not so much. Unfortunatly, some guys out there have no reality (or full length mirrors).
                        can you say Speedo and not faint ....... wow!! this got the old girls heart pumping.

                        the santa speedo yummy!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                          My eyes Karla!!!!!!! ARGH!!! I'm sorry, but I dont' care HOW good looking a guy is, I don't want to see him in a speedo. Ever.

                          Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                          Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

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                          Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                            Originally posted by a_hyperbole
                            My eyes Karla!!!!!!! ARGH!!! I'm sorry, but I dont' care HOW good looking a guy is, I don't want to see him in a speedo. Ever.
                            I just stuck my eyes back in my head, please a well made man in a speedo is about as awsome as can be. well besides naked and well a good girl like me can not look at them :lmao:

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                            • #15
                              Re: Look good this summer. Follow Onuts helpful hints!

                              Originally posted by SCUBAbe
                              awe, most of this stuff does not bother me, but I'm self absorbed and rarely notice others...
                              good girl I my self do not care what others look like, to each his own/her own
                              I see someweird stuff, but any more I think ok, well I am glad you feel good about it and I comend you on your self esteem

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