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  • Unfortunate Children's Books

    Well, I've seen fake pictures of children's book covers which are quite funny. But, I have finally found a *real* book that I just can't stop laughing over:

    Walter

    And, apparently, it's a whole series. This dog has a lot of adventures.....

    Has anyone else seen books that raise an eyebrow?
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    We have that book. My dad loves to buy my boys any books that have to do with farts, burps or anything of that nature.

    Shawn's favorite book for a long time was Everyone Poops we also have The Gas We Pass but he was never really into that one as much.

    My dad also got Kyler the book The Day My Butt Went Psycho and he loved it.

    Yes, my dad is a doofus :love:



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    • #3
      I adore irrevernt children's books. My favorite is The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby.

      Luckily, I get to work with books and kids every day since I'm a children's librarian. The BEST job in the whole wide world! (well, being an imagineer might the best, but I'm not qualified engineering-wise for that one)
      I think someone has left the shower running ...
      --Tiki Bird Jose

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Disneyphile
        Has anyone else seen books that raise an eyebrow?

        Yes, but none that I can mention in here Family board and all.

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        • #5
          I had Walter. He had toxic fart syndrome.
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          • #6
            Oooh, I remember reading this book called Grossology so many times when I was younger, it even had fake dried up vomit on the cover! It's where I learned that it IS okay to drink urine if it is less than a couple of minutes old.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by girl anachronism
              It's where I learned that it IS okay to drink urine if it is less than a couple of minutes old.
              Well, then.....I know this great PEE bar just down on Harbor and Chapman.....

              "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

              AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ortizmo2000
                Well, then.....I know this great PEE bar just down on Harbor and Chapman.....

                Wow, next time I go to SoCal you'll have to tell me the name!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by girl anachronism
                  Wow, next time I go to SoCal you'll have to tell me the name!
                  Whiz-neyland.
                  "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                  AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                  • #10
                    Very funny! There seems to be a Fart Renaissance going on in the past few years. I was looking for a birthday card at Sav-On last week and there was a whole section of fart themed cards.

                    The Discovery Museum in Santa Ana (just down the freeway from Disneyland) does special children's exhibits and a few years ago raised more than a few eyebrows by doing a "Fart Exhibition For Kids."

                    Perhaps Disney would be wise in buying the rights to the Walter books and give them to the animators. It could be a "whole new world" for the Animation Division! Imagine the soundtrack alone!!
                    Last edited by desertdweller; 04-08-2005, 10:24 AM. Reason: addition
                    "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." Oscar Wilde

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ortizmo2000
                      Whiz-neyland.
                      that was rather cheesy.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by girl anachronism
                        that was rather cheesy.

                        Thanks.....not easy being cheesy.
                        "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                        AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by desertdweller
                          Perhaps Disney would be wise in buying the rights to the Walter books and give them to the animators. It could be a "whole new world" for the Animation Division! Imagine the soundtrack alone!!
                          :lol:

                          I can totally imagine a theme song for "Beauty and the Feast":

                          Pass that gas! Pass that gas!
                          Let flatulence out fast
                          Just bend over, aim your butt, cherie
                          And blow it out your ***

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                          • #14
                            My personal favorite kids book, te he he






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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ah schucks
                              My personal favorite kids book, te he he
                              That's like something Strong Bad would use.

                              Anywho, Edward Gorey is always a favorite. Gashlycrumb Tinies
                              I lurk.

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