Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
Stanislaus as well, they said around 430pm. I was watching two cells of clouds swirling around in the distance. It never turned into anything, But it sure was strange.
1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
That is freekin strange. The weather this winter was so totally bizzare. Cali got all of Washington's rain, and now they're getting the midwest's twisters.
I sure hope they don't have the southeast's hurricane's when we are down there next fall!
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