1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
Thanks for the best wishes, all! I had a really rockin' birthday this year... The best birthday present I gave myself was sculpting and painting a covered chocolate cake into a human heart for my emo themed party! PM if interested in pictures... I also got this great old bike named Steven from the thrift store. I even came very close to going to Disneyland for a couple hours... but decided to cruise Sunset instead. I think I'll wait to spend the entire day Friday admiring the great paint jobs. Anyhow, thanks to micechatters for taking time out of your busy Monday to make me feel extra spoiled and special!
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