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  • How To Win In Vegas!

    Vic and I just returned from Las Vegas where I learned a new way to win. We were sitting at the bar in the Sahara playing video poker and enjoying our complimentary adult beverages when a gaggle of 20-something women pranced by laughing and shouting, "Kiss this girl and help her win $50!"

    Vic went up to one and asked what was going on. The woman replied that they had all decided that their (quite attractive) friend was just too uptight for Vegas and issued a challenge. They would collectively pay her $50 if she would pick a random man in the casino and kiss him. Vic graciously offered my services. At the same time, apparently, one of them said, "Hey... how about that guy at the end of the bar!?" (She was obviously struck by my manly good looks and air of sensuality.) Vic said, "That's my boyfriend... go kiss him and get the money."

    The "uptight one" ran up to me and gave me a great big kiss! She got $50... I got a nice kiss from a pretty woman... and Victoria got a huge laugh out of the whole thing.
    "Yesterday, a man walked up to me and said, 'Isn't it a shame that Walt Disney couldn't be here to see this?' and I said, "He did see this, that's why it's here."
    -Art Linkletter July 17, 2005-

    When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.

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    Re: How To Win In Vegas!

    Dang.. why doesn't this work outside of vegas.. i mean.. wow... not bad...


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