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  • Horrible DL ideas

    This thread is for joking around, so be funny! Come up with the worst ideas for rides/shows/parades/whatever you can think of.

    How about a "Walk in Eisners Shoes" tour. It would last 30 seconds. Starting at city hall they walk you straight over to the bathroom next to bank and the guide flushes the toilet for effect.

    or

    Disneylands 1st annual shirtless whiskey riot.

    or

    Solar powered Main St. Electrical Parade.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

  • #2
    lolol

    Thanks, I needed that.

    How about a good old fashioned witch hunt held hourly in Fantasyland, completely with burning. :devil:
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    • #3
      how about the de forestization adventure....they could cut down Tarzans Tree house to make room for a paved pathway...
      (and open up valuable walking space too....)




      *disclaimer, I'm joking already...back off*
      procrastibating

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      • #4
        Tear out the parking lot and build a park on the cheap.


        Oh...

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        • #5
          Honey I shrunk the audience in 2-D!
          I find it hard
          It's hard to find
          Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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          • #6
            Tarpland!...oh wait...
            Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
            Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
            Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
            Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
            Marge: Pink.
            Homer: D'oh!
            Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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            • #7
              The newest update to Big Thunder....on the second lift hill your car now actually feels like it's derailed in the front.

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              • #8
                Honey, Disney Shrank my Wallet.

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                • #9
                  How about an update of Captain EO only call it "Captain EWWWWWW: Escape from Neverland Ranch!"
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                  • #10
                    Disneylands sucker-punch surprise day.
                    I find it hard
                    It's hard to find
                    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bacon
                      Tear out the parking lot and build a park on the cheap.


                      Oh...
                      Dude, you totally took mine. You have got to stop saying what I'm saying before I say it.

                      How about...

                      The Robin Hood Rumble tent-parade! Careening down main street and trampling everything in its way!

                      Remember... dreams sink like a heavy load, and then explode!

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                      • #12
                        Add a drop similar to Perilous Plunge (Knotts) on IASW or SBLCB ...... but make it underground so you can't see it, and don't advertise it .........
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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Hey, I know..... They could cut the Splash Mountain log capacity from 6-8 down to only 4 people per log, then call it "Wait Mountain".

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                            • #15
                              Peter Pan's Daring Journey: Escape from Neverland Ranch

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