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    Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush were in an airplane that crashed.
    They're in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.
    God addresses Al first.* "Al, what do you believe in?"
    Gore replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will
    that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
    God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at my left."
    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
    Clinton replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held
    a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
    God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son.
    Come and sit at my right.
    God then addresses George. "George, what do you believe in?"
    Bush replies .........."I believe you're in my chair."*

    Regardless of your political leanings.. this is just funny..
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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    :bow: :bow: :bow:

    Great joke!
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    • #3
      Switch Bush and Carl Rove.

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        George Bush gets elected President and is spending his first night in the White House. ...
        The ghost of George Washington appears, and George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
        Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
        "Ouch!" Says George, "I don't know about that."
        The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
        Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
        "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
        On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
        Lincoln says, "Go to the theater
        >>Alan<<
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        • #5
          lol- thanks for the jokes- I needed that today.
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          • #6

            This is just cool despite your feelings, its fun to look at!






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            • #7
              :lol: Very funny.












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              • #8
                That's some good stuff.

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                • #9
                  Ive seen this,hilarious!! :lol: Saddam's on the On the Santa Claus diet.
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                  • #10
                    I love Condi's flowing locks
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