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    i was at kohls today and was looking at these awesome funny t-shirts with sayings on them (most of them are black)
    have you guys ever seen these, which ones are your favorites?

  • #2
    I've seen one that said
    "I'll start be nicer when you start being smarter (never)"

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    • #3
      www.tshirthell.com (Some of the shirts are very VERY politically incorrect and some contain profanity and naughty images so if Your easily offended please don't look.) That would be all of my favorites there.
      "Tonight I wash my hands of you
      You set the bar I could not live up to
      Tonight the light is breaking through
      So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
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      • #4
        my friend runs this website: www.shirtfreak.com

        also, this is pg-13 some of the shirts are offensive, but funny.
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        • #5
          http://www.thinkgeek.com












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          • #6
            Ok, I didn't look at any of the links so I don't know if this is a repeat, but I LOVE this one:
            Rock is dead: Long live paper and scissors!
            I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
            That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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            • #7
              Originally posted by dramaqueen
              my friend runs this website: www.shirtfreak.com

              also, this is pg-13 some of the shirts are offensive, but funny.
              Ok I'm LMAO on all those but I have to get one,

              I used to be indecisive,
              now I'm not sure


              that suits me well and it's PG (hey I work with kids, I can laugh at the rest but not wear them...)
              procrastibating

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              • #8
                I gotta say I never like those shirts with catchy clever sayings. I sorta think I am too clever to let someone else be clever for me ya know? Like I like the idea of taking a sharpie and writing something of my design that no one else will ever own!

                That said I am the same guy who loves to copy and paste entire song lyrics on my less brainy days so what does that say?






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                • #9
                  "If you had a nickle
                  evertime someone called you ugly,
                  you'd be a millionaire,
                  an ugly, ugly millionaire."
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                  • #10
                    My favorite one belongs to my sister's boyfriend...It says "I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation." Hee.
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                    • #11
                      One I have been looking for is for a preg woman it has like a submarin portal with the baby looking out and reads "Womb with a view"

                      I want one for when my wife gets preg

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ah schucks
                        I gotta say I never like those shirts with catchy clever sayings. I sorta think I am too clever to let someone else be clever for me ya know?
                        Does it hurt to be that arrogant?

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                        • #13
                          My personal favorite is "Never underestimate the Power of Stupid people in large numbers." I wear that one in my Psychology classes during tests.
                          It's like i'm talking to a monkey, a really really big stupid monkey named Kronk.

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                          • #14
                            [QUOTE disneyland dude]I've seen one that said
                            "I'll start be nicer when you start being smarter (never)"[QUOTE]
                            You know, my hubby saw a...whatta ya call it....an insulated drink holder w/ that saying and HAD to buy it!
                            I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                            That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Socapex
                              Does it hurt to be that arrogant?
                              No it just hurts to be clever, witty and kind and respectful. See I can be all those things- its a rare combination I know. I mock myself more often than I mock others. Something you may wanna consider since you seem to be targeting my posts! :botox:






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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by monorail_rider
                                One I have been looking for is for a preg woman it has like a submarin portal with the baby looking out and reads "Womb with a view"

                                I want one for when my wife gets preg
                                I had one that had that same baby from the "womb with a view" shirt but he's wearing boxing gloves and it says "Who Said My Mom Is Fat" so cute!

                                I have a couple that are giggle worthy, my aunt loves buying me these.

                                "I'm Loud Obnoxious and Rude but I"m Fun"
                                "I'm out of bed & dressed what more do you want"
                                and my brother's favorite

                                "they said I have ADD they just don't understand ohh look there's a chicken"

                                That last one has become a HUGE family joke, whenever I switch subject really quick someone has to say "there goes that chicken again" :botox: buttheads.



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                                • #17
                                  I have a property of Athletics shirt that has

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Club 33
                                    AH! I love this site. It was what I was going to post Club33. Props to my fellow geek! The best part of working retail is seeing guests wearing these shirts and then tellhing them I know where they came from. Do you own any of them?

                                    I also like the shirts from this page: http://www.cafepress.com/micechat
                                    and http://www.cafepress.com/thedreamershop

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                                    • #19
                                      Edited & removed, because after I posted and re-read it, it really wasn't very funny....oh well, maybe next time
                                      procrastibating

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                                      • #20
                                        I have one that says "I used to care but now I take a pill for that" I like to wear it to work at the Pharmacy. Even though no one can see it under my other shirt I at least get the joy of knowing its there.

                                        My brother has one that says "I'm just wearing black till they come up with something darker" It is in dark green writing on a black shirt so pretty funny
                                        I will save the princess, though I do not know the way.

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