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Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

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  • Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

    You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood!

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path.

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's.

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick.

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers.

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!

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    Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

    Thanks for sharing
    :crazylegs

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    • #3
      Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

      Originally posted by StitchTT6
      22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
      Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
      :lmao: Good one!
      disneyphile@gmail.com

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      • #4
        Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

        :lmao:

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        • #5
          Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

          Oh man, I needed this today :lmao:

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          • #6
            Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

            :lmao: Thanks for the good laugh!!!!!
            Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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            • #7
              Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

              thanks
              procrastibating

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              • #8
                Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

                14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
                Anyone Can Roast Beef.
                Ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWW!!!!! :lol:

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                • #9
                  Re: Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind

                  Originally posted by Disneyphile
                  :lmao: Good one!
                  Definitely that one's the best.
                  BACKPACKING REALNESS

                  DISNEY TRIPS
                  October 2000 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  October 2001 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  April 2002 - Disneyland Resort Paris
                  October 2003 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  October 2004 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  October 2005 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  October 2007 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  December 2008 - Walt Disney World Resort
                  July 2009 - Disneyland Resort Paris
                  July 2011 - Disneyland Resort California
                  July 2012-13 - UK Cultural Representative Cast Member at Epcot
                  February 2013 - Disneyland Resort California
                  February 2013 -Tokyo Disney Resort

                  (VERY OLD!)
                  TRIP REPORTS

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