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  • Chuck Norris

    Who is Chuck Norris, and how does he do these fabulous things? What brought on this sudden surge of Chuck Norris? It seems everywhere I go, THERE HE IS!!

    Help?
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    Its funny. he was my dads Karate instructor before he made the big time, i find that hilarious

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    • #3
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      Chuck Norris..... ok

      Bruce Lee better...

      He used to star in karate flicks. He was really hairy back in the days
      and he advertises an execrcise machine ( I forgot whats it called)
      Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
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      • #4
        Re: Chuck Norris

        He advertises the total gym (which works quite well I might add). I love Chuck Norris movies...his whole platoon will be wiped out leaving him by himself, and he still manages to take the enemy out.
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        • #5
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          Did I miss the memo? Did Chuck Norris do something of importance recently?
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          • #6
            Re: Chuck Norris

            Originally posted by Tinker Bell View Post
            Who is Chuck Norris, and how does he do these fabulous things? What brought on this sudden surge of Chuck Norris? It seems everywhere I go, THERE HE IS!!

            Help?

            Tinker Bell needs help she must been watching his infomercials

            Not that I know of. But it will be cool to see him in another karate flick
            with no hair on his back unless my tv had a bad picture but this was back
            in the days.....
            Last edited by Kaye; 09-02-2006, 02:27 AM.
            Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
            Wow. If regular MiceChatters saw this thread they might think we are normal. Thanks Dan & Gina!

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            • #7
              Re: Chuck Norris

              He's just another action hero with a mustache and a gun.
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              • #8
                Re: Chuck Norris

                Oh, yes, I luv Disney. I need very much help. I'm in high school for heavens' sake.

                No, not infomercials (but I do watch them on a Saturday morning when I don't feel like getting up), but it seems every guy in school is like, "Ooh, Chuck Norris" ya ya ya.
                "Somebody need me too much; somebody know me too well. Somebody pull me up short, and put me through hell, and give me support for being alive. Make me alive. Make me alive! Make me confused; mock me with praise. Let me be used. Vary my days. But alone is alone, not alive. Somebody crowd me with love, somebody force me to care. Somebody let me come through, I'll always be there as frightened as you, to help us survive being alive."
                --"Being Alive"
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                • #9
                  Re: Chuck Norris

                  Chuck Norris is also known as "Walker, Texas Ranger".

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                  • #10
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                    Chuck Norris can get into Disneyland just by crouching down and threatening to attack the CM at the front gate. He doesnt go to DCA because it would melt under the awsomeness of Chuck. The only reason y Innoventions is still in operation is because Chuck Norris likes it. He threatens people with his index finger if they say anything bad about Innoventions....so please....for your saftey, dont say u dont like it in public!!!!! YEA!!! U KNOW IT!


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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by aaronpaulcustoms View Post
                      Chuck Norris can get into Disneyland just by crouching down and threatening to attack the CM at the front gate. He doesnt go to DCA because it would melt under the awsomeness of Chuck. The only reason y Innoventions is still in operation is because Chuck Norris likes it. He threatens people with his index finger if they say anything bad about Innoventions....so please....for your saftey, dont say u dont like it in public!!!!! YEA!!! U KNOW IT!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Chuck Norris

                        If Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks up a chicken.

                        Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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                        • #13
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                          Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding


                          Chuck Norris counted to infinity .... twice
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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Disney Wrassler View Post
                            Chuck Norris is also known as "Walker, Texas Ranger".

                            Not many people know this, but not only did he star in that craptastic show, but he also sang the craptastic theme song.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Chuck Norris

                              Originally posted by MandaBella View Post
                              Did I miss the memo? Did Chuck Norris do something of importance recently?
                              There are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes going around now, that's all.

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