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  • Say what?!!!!!!!

    Never mind! I'll spare you all the story I started to tell!!!


    Some of you may not want to read about it or you'll have the same icky feeling I had when I heard what I heard!

  • #2
    Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

    Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!


    Originally Posted by Disney Wrassler
    Tassie, I found a quote for ya :lol:!

    "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

    Charles M. Schulz
    Originally Posted by MWalton
    :lol: Did the pages take that long to reach around to your part of the world?!? :lol:

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by tassie View Post
      Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!

      I know! I think and hope most moms today are doing a better job of raising their kids than that!!!!
      Last edited by Princess Buttercup; 09-11-2006, 10:57 PM.

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      • #4
        Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

        Wait...what?

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        • #5
          Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

          Originally posted by pveticket View Post
          Wait...what?
          Sorry....I told a story about something a mom told me concerning her daughter and decided it was probably better not to share here!

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          • #6
            Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

            Ok now I'm hanging with anticipation!!!


            :lol:




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            Originally posted by AGhostFromThePast
            all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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            • #7
              Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

              You tease!!! LOL

              And I was looking forward to some late-night reading!

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              • #8
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                throws head back. laughs and giggles..... you silly tease :lmao: it must have been good

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                • #9
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                  HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
                  HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
                  Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong
                  "Hello?"

                  "Hi honey.

                  This is Daddy.
                  Is Mommy near the phone?"

                  "No Daddy.

                  She's upstairs in the bedroom
                  with Uncle Paul."

                  After a brief pause,

                  Daddy says,

                  "But honey,
                  you haven't got
                  an Uncle Paul."

                  "Oh yes I do,
                  and he's upstairs in the room
                  with Mommy,
                  right now."

                  Brief Pause.
                  "Uh, okay then,
                  this is what I want you to do.

                  Put the phone
                  down on the table,
                  run upstairs
                  and knock on the bedroom door
                  and shout to Mommy
                  that Daddy's car
                  just pulled into the driveway."

                  "Okay Daddy,
                  just a minute."

                  A few minutes later
                  the little girl comes back to the phone.

                  "I did it Daddy."
                  "And what happened honey?"
                  he asked.

                  "Well, Mommy got all scared,
                  jumped out of bed
                  with no clothes on
                  and ran around screaming.

                  Then she tripped over the rug,
                  hit her head on the dresser
                  and now she isn't moving at all!"

                  "Oh my God!!!

                  What about your Uncle Paul?"

                  "He jumped out of the bed
                  with no clothes on, too.

                  He was all scared
                  and he jumped out of the back window
                  and into the swimming pool.
                  But I guess he didn't know
                  that you took out the water
                  last week to clean it.

                  He hit the bottom of the pool
                  and I think he's dead."


                  ***Long Pause***


                  ***Longer Pause***


                  ***Even Longer Pause***


                  Then Daddy says,

                  "Swimming pool? . .

                  Is this
                  486-5731?"
                  Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
                  Wow. If regular MiceChatters saw this thread they might think we are normal. Thanks Dan & Gina!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

                    :lmao: :lmao:

                    Ta Da!

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                    • #11
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                      Rule #1 of MC:
                      Do not start a thread and pull the story while the rest of us are clamoring for it.

                      Rule #2:
                      Don't pay attention to rule #1.
                      sigpic

                      This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

                        Originally posted by I_luv_Disney View Post
                        HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
                        HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
                        Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong
                        "Hello?"

                        "Hi honey.

                        This is Daddy.
                        Is Mommy near the phone?"

                        "No Daddy.

                        She's upstairs in the bedroom
                        with Uncle Paul."

                        After a brief pause,

                        Daddy says,

                        "But honey,
                        you haven't got
                        an Uncle Paul."

                        "Oh yes I do,
                        and he's upstairs in the room
                        with Mommy,
                        right now."

                        Brief Pause.
                        "Uh, okay then,
                        this is what I want you to do.

                        Put the phone
                        down on the table,
                        run upstairs
                        and knock on the bedroom door
                        and shout to Mommy
                        that Daddy's car
                        just pulled into the driveway."

                        "Okay Daddy,
                        just a minute."

                        A few minutes later
                        the little girl comes back to the phone.

                        "I did it Daddy."
                        "And what happened honey?"
                        he asked.

                        "Well, Mommy got all scared,
                        jumped out of bed
                        with no clothes on
                        and ran around screaming.

                        Then she tripped over the rug,
                        hit her head on the dresser
                        and now she isn't moving at all!"

                        "Oh my God!!!

                        What about your Uncle Paul?"

                        "He jumped out of the bed
                        with no clothes on, too.

                        He was all scared
                        and he jumped out of the back window
                        and into the swimming pool.
                        But I guess he didn't know
                        that you took out the water
                        last week to clean it.

                        He hit the bottom of the pool
                        and I think he's dead."


                        ***Long Pause***


                        ***Longer Pause***


                        ***Even Longer Pause***


                        Then Daddy says,

                        "Swimming pool? . .

                        Is this

                        486-5731?"
                        :lmao: Oh man that was so funny, this was the best joke I read all month!!!

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