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  • Hakuna Makarla
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    Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by I_luv_Disney View Post
    HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
    HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
    Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong
    "Hello?"

    "Hi honey.

    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?"

    "No Daddy.

    She's upstairs in the bedroom
    with Uncle Paul."

    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says,

    "But honey,
    you haven't got
    an Uncle Paul."

    "Oh yes I do,
    and he's upstairs in the room
    with Mommy,
    right now."

    Brief Pause.
    "Uh, okay then,
    this is what I want you to do.

    Put the phone
    down on the table,
    run upstairs
    and knock on the bedroom door
    and shout to Mommy
    that Daddy's car
    just pulled into the driveway."

    "Okay Daddy,
    just a minute."

    A few minutes later
    the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "I did it Daddy."
    "And what happened honey?"
    he asked.

    "Well, Mommy got all scared,
    jumped out of bed
    with no clothes on
    and ran around screaming.

    Then she tripped over the rug,
    hit her head on the dresser
    and now she isn't moving at all!"

    "Oh my God!!!

    What about your Uncle Paul?"

    "He jumped out of the bed
    with no clothes on, too.

    He was all scared
    and he jumped out of the back window
    and into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know
    that you took out the water
    last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottom of the pool
    and I think he's dead."


    ***Long Pause***


    ***Longer Pause***


    ***Even Longer Pause***


    Then Daddy says,

    "Swimming pool? . .

    Is this

    486-5731?"
    :lmao: Oh man that was so funny, this was the best joke I read all month!!!

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  • Druggas
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    Rule #1 of MC:
    Do not start a thread and pull the story while the rest of us are clamoring for it.

    Rule #2:
    Don't pay attention to rule #1.

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  • clara
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    :lmao: :lmao:

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  • Kaye
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    HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
    HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
    Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong
    "Hello?"

    "Hi honey.

    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?"

    "No Daddy.

    She's upstairs in the bedroom
    with Uncle Paul."

    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says,

    "But honey,
    you haven't got
    an Uncle Paul."

    "Oh yes I do,
    and he's upstairs in the room
    with Mommy,
    right now."

    Brief Pause.
    "Uh, okay then,
    this is what I want you to do.

    Put the phone
    down on the table,
    run upstairs
    and knock on the bedroom door
    and shout to Mommy
    that Daddy's car
    just pulled into the driveway."

    "Okay Daddy,
    just a minute."

    A few minutes later
    the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "I did it Daddy."
    "And what happened honey?"
    he asked.

    "Well, Mommy got all scared,
    jumped out of bed
    with no clothes on
    and ran around screaming.

    Then she tripped over the rug,
    hit her head on the dresser
    and now she isn't moving at all!"

    "Oh my God!!!

    What about your Uncle Paul?"

    "He jumped out of the bed
    with no clothes on, too.

    He was all scared
    and he jumped out of the back window
    and into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know
    that you took out the water
    last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottom of the pool
    and I think he's dead."


    ***Long Pause***


    ***Longer Pause***


    ***Even Longer Pause***


    Then Daddy says,

    "Swimming pool? . .

    Is this
    486-5731?"

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  • Hakuna Makarla
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    throws head back. laughs and giggles..... you silly tease :lmao: it must have been good

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  • PirateMickey
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    You tease!!! LOL

    And I was looking forward to some late-night reading!

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  • penguinsoda
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    Ok now I'm hanging with anticipation!!!


    :lol:

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  • Princess Buttercup
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    Originally posted by pveticket View Post
    Wait...what?
    Sorry....I told a story about something a mom told me concerning her daughter and decided it was probably better not to share here!

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  • pveticket
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    Wait...what?

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  • Princess Buttercup
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    Originally posted by tassie View Post
    Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!

    I know! I think and hope most moms today are doing a better job of raising their kids than that!!!!
    Last edited by Princess Buttercup; 09-11-2006, 10:57 PM.

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  • tassie
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    Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!

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  • Princess Buttercup
    started a topic Say what?!!!!!!!

    Say what?!!!!!!!

    Never mind! I'll spare you all the story I started to tell!!!


    Some of you may not want to read about it or you'll have the same icky feeling I had when I heard what I heard!

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